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Now that ancho normal pun!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I think it's thyme to change subjects.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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You shouldn't post when you're pickled.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Some sage advice: do not attempt to curry flavor within the CP lounge via puns!
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I think that would be in very poor taste.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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You have a lemon there today. It is just plan flat.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Well, that depends on how saucy the fish was, sans dill; depending on that it could leave me floundering erotically.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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What a man and his fish do, in the privacy of their own home, ...
How's the computer? All fixed now?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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BillWoodruff wrote: . . . the fish was . . . could leave me floundering eroticall
My minds eye visualized your hijinx, and in horror, tried to pluck itself out.*
* Considering the shape of a flounder, it likely would require some preparation with a tenderizing hammer, would it not . . . oh, no, there goes the other mind's eye.
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Oooh! 
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'Who can restrain Pleiades, or know the laws of heavenlies'  Now, who can name that tune? (without Google!) 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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...and playing whack-a-mole with the ebook spammers.
I have no idea how many posts I've kicked this morning, but it's far too many.
This spambot is getting annoying - and stupid as well, given that it's been going for weeks now and never once gotten anything through...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: This spambot is getting annoying - and stupid as well, given that it's been going for weeks now and never once gotten anything through...
Well, I know from the Missus at home that you've got to be tenacious. Once in a blue moon, it may just happen (if you're lucky)... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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So you are her personal spambot and she says this to you?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Something like that. "Annoying" and "stupid" sounds familiar anyway... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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OriginalGriff wrote: whack-a-mol
Like this?[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I think his has a lead weighted core, and is wrapped in razor wire...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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... For winio screens, that is.
It must be an extension of their "make all windows/borders/title-bars white" crusade.
Mind you, now it's at least functional as a lamp, when it crashes, which is almost as useful as it is when it doesn't.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: It must be an extension of their "make all windows/borders/title-bars white" crusade.
"No design" is the new design 
I came into this game for the action, the excitement. Go anywhere, travel light, get in, get out, wherever there's trouble, a man alone. Now they got the whole country sectioned off, you can't make a move without a form.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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They take their cues from Disaster Area:
"'It's the wild colour scheme that freaks me out,' said Zaphod, whose love affair with the ship had lasted almost three minutes into the flight. 'Every time you try and operate these weird black controls that are labeled in black on a black background, a little black light lights up black to let you know you've done it.'"
--- DNA, The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: weird black controls that are labeled in black on a black background, a little black light lights up black to let you know you've done it
Wow. Adams really knew the future of UX design.
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It used to be funny back in the days when he wrote that, but I stopped laughing upon the release of W8, which introduced the flat "design". As long as you have bezels and backkdrops or just about anything that serves as a visible border of an UI component, all is well. But the flat design dumped them.
Using identical colors does exacerbate this problem. But with visible borders, it wouldn't be a problem at all.
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Monochrome is back. Literally.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That's a good point.
The "An error has occurred" message might be there, but still in white text.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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