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As long as you don't serve under General Failure...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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...and what the heck is he doing reading my disk anyway? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I think he's looking for some hint to what happened to Major Accident.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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He'll get some Corporal Punishment if he's not careful.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Or a kick in his Private Quarters.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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He will just Grunt and Soldier on.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Burke: Yeah... look, Ripley, this is a multi-million dollar installation! He can't make that kind of decision, he's just a grunt! Ah, no offense.
Hicks: None taken. Ferro, do you copy?
Careful. You don't want to see the grunts getting angry, even when they usually are actually proud to be called so.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Nobody would want to make angry trained people with weapons and ammunition who are living off terrible Meal, Refusing to Excrete rations under constant threat and enemy fire and saw enough blood to make surgeons swoon.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Why so serious?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Go away! Seriously! Go to Q&A[^] for instance! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Seems like one of those strays in every day. Good that you gave him the scarecrow, otherwise I would have been tmpted to come with a dumb question and a mile long hex dump as well.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Absolutely correct! It doesn't.
You should learn to trust your compilation tools, you know.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well, add it!
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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But where should he add it? 
veni bibi saltavi
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Does he know what 'add' could mean?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I've got a couple of suggestions, but he's going to have to be pretty limber...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm sorry, I didn't mean tu write "add", I wanted to write "insert" 
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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I think the problem is that you've got your letters back to front. You need to use sretsigerdda
veni bibi saltavi
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I am no designer and therefore i have no clue how to design a fine UI. Thank good i could use the DevComponents kit which has a lot of nice UI objects. But sometimes i come across requests where i really have no clue how to handle that. For example i shall display a Flow (similar to a projectflow view but without them Grid lines) and i have no idea how to set up such things. Building a "normal" UI consiting of grids and buttons and stuff seems way easier 
Drawing on paper how it should look like aint the problem but how the hell do you guys code such things? When i see nice charts in software i often wonder how that has been done... Have you guys a clue?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Because I am a little bit proficient in WPF, I have no real problems because a well designed WPF control is lookless so it's easy for me to skin it however I like. I learned Blend when it first came out and spent so much time tearing the various WPF templates apart that it's easy enough for me to cope with redesigning and retemplating controls.
This space for rent
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Sounds like i may need time i don't have 
So WPF would be the way to handle such issues?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Well, I'm biased because I have spent so much time in WPF now that I'm very comfortable with it. It's difficult to get started with though - there's a lot going on in there if you aren't used to declarative programming.
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