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Our landlady employs a gardener and handyman. He his not of great height and his name is Mohamed; not unusual in these parts.
I called him Modo this morning. I am not sure if [0] he didn't notice or [1] he ignored it.
veni bibi saltavi
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Were you quasi-serious?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I had a hunch you'd say that.
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That does not ring a bell for me.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: his name is Mohamed; not unusual in these parts.
Have you moved to Luton?
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Rather a bit south of there actually, further south than even you! I am currently holed up in North Africa. 
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I called him Modo this morning
Why not Mojo?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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@User-104763999
You won yesterday: The Lounge[^] and you're in the UK, so you aren't spending the whole day trying to consume an entire turkey single-handedly, so...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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All things come to he who waits.
Doing the computers at the minute (for which I don't give thanks) but shall have one shortly ...
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Leave the lad alone, he might be doing that weird thing*!
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: work.
Don't use that language in here, please! Rude language and swear words belong in the Soapbox!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I just went through some test cases I wrote about a year ago.
My test value for a "LedgerAccount" property was "Heath Ledger".
Finding it now I find it funny and sad at the same time
This is why I don't have friends 
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As long as you don't serve under General Failure...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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...and what the heck is he doing reading my disk anyway? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I think he's looking for some hint to what happened to Major Accident.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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He'll get some Corporal Punishment if he's not careful.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Or a kick in his Private Quarters.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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He will just Grunt and Soldier on.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Burke: Yeah... look, Ripley, this is a multi-million dollar installation! He can't make that kind of decision, he's just a grunt! Ah, no offense.
Hicks: None taken. Ferro, do you copy?
Careful. You don't want to see the grunts getting angry, even when they usually are actually proud to be called so.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Nobody would want to make angry trained people with weapons and ammunition who are living off terrible Meal, Refusing to Excrete rations under constant threat and enemy fire and saw enough blood to make surgeons swoon.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Why so serious?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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