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lopatir1-Dec-16 23:24
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Daniel Pfeffer2-Dec-16 0:12
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User 592412-Dec-16 1:50
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Daniel Pfeffer2-Dec-16 2:34
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Richard Deeming2-Dec-16 2:21
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Marc Clifton2-Dec-16 1:57
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dandy722-Dec-16 3:42
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GeneralI feel better PinPopular
User 592411-Dec-16 17:31
User 592411-Dec-16 17:31 
I just had this conversation with a cold caller.

Phone rings and I answer
Caller : Hi I'm calling from the Accident blah blah blah.
Me: Fine, but first I'll need to identify you.
Caller: Emm.. OK
Me: Could I have your full name please.
Caller: "Some name"
Me: And your date of birth?
Caller: "..../1993"
Me: And what is the secret password?
Caller: What password?
Me:The password to speak to me.
Caller: I don't have a password.
Me: Then I won't be able to continue this conversation.
Caller: String of expletives.

Phone hangs up.
Peter Wasser

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell

JokeRe: I feel better PinPopular
Rajesh R Subramanian1-Dec-16 17:46
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User 592411-Dec-16 17:58
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Rajesh R Subramanian2-Dec-16 12:33
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charlieg3-Dec-16 3:46
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JokeFunny tweets... some are really funny. Others are not so much. Pin
R. Giskard Reventlov1-Dec-16 15:21
R. Giskard Reventlov1-Dec-16 15:21 
GeneralRe: Funny tweets... some are really funny. Others are not so much. Pin
Super Lloyd1-Dec-16 18:52
Super Lloyd1-Dec-16 18:52 
GeneralRe: Funny tweets... some are really funny. Others are not so much. Pin
R. Giskard Reventlov2-Dec-16 5:24
R. Giskard Reventlov2-Dec-16 5:24 
GeneralSomething from GitHub Pin
Super Lloyd1-Dec-16 12:34
Super Lloyd1-Dec-16 12:34 
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Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan1-Dec-16 13:23
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GeneralRe: Something from GitHub Pin
Super Lloyd1-Dec-16 16:54
Super Lloyd1-Dec-16 16:54 
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Maximilien1-Dec-16 14:17
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Super Lloyd1-Dec-16 16:56
Super Lloyd1-Dec-16 16:56 
JokeMountains aren't just funny... Pin
Sander Rossel1-Dec-16 8:12
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GeneralRe: Mountains aren't just funny... Pin
OriginalGriff1-Dec-16 8:31
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GeneralRe: Mountains aren't just funny... Pin
Ron Anders1-Dec-16 8:39
Ron Anders1-Dec-16 8:39 
GeneralRe: Mountains aren't just funny... Pin
Slacker0071-Dec-16 10:53
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Ravi Bhavnani1-Dec-16 19:16
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