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Bring your headphones, and by the time you've untangled them you will have reached your destination.
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Well, they have to pay the Chinese factory 3 cents (including delivery) for each one, and they're allowed to make a little profit, aren't they?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not if you're travelling on a Southern train!
Who am I kidding? Southern don't do "trains" any more; they only do "excuses".
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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And "strikes".
Don't forget "strikes".
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No, the RMT do the strikes. Southern just do the excuses as to why they haven't resolved the dispute yet, and why there aren't any trains between the strikes.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Investment fund largely backing oil of tropical origin (9)
Slogans aren't solutions.
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PORTFOLIO
Investment fund
largely Most of
backing BACKWARDS
oil of tropical origin
OIL OF TROP
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Correctamundo.
Well done, sir.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Another good clue 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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How can I get good at multi-threading if I keep losing the thread?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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You have to plot it out on paper -- but don't lose the plot.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Concentrate and keep your mind focused - but don't lose your mind.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Go to your stores manager and ask for await.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: You have to plot it out on paper
but it's multi threading, means you need to:
1. plot it out on multiple sheets of paper,
2. cut those sheets into smaller pieces,
3. place the pieces into a container, shake it.
Now comes the mission critical stage:
4. distribute pieces of papers' to underlings
5. warn underlings not to disturb you before 10am nor after 3PM (12 on Friday's)
6. sit down and relax with a large coffee
7. locate the most lost looking underling and assign that person to prepare test plan, docs and scripts
8. go home (or if too early go for a 'meeting outside,' and after a few beers then go home).
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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Don't pay attention to responses on forums as people may try to stitch you up?
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... such stuff as dreams are made on
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You need to eat plenty of fibre.
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But ensure that you not have been detached before.
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Tie a knot in it!
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Be single-threaded; this way the thread is not lost.
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thred the thread lightly and treat the thread without threatening said thread ?
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Actually, I'd be more inclined to keep the thread tight, but not so tight as to have it break.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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Right said Thread.
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