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Too much thyme on their hands[^], some people have! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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So I'm reading through a printed manual for a new piece of equipment for the lab, and I come across this brilliant suggestion:
"... and Android support. Learn more about new features here."
Yes, it's a hyperlink in a printed book. Cannot understand why it doesn't take me to the new features.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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charlieg wrote: Cannot understand why it doesn't take me to the new features
You don't click it hard enough!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Touch screen... disabled again in the last w10 update... may or may not be fixed on Tuesday.
(But Tuesday of which week? - that's the real question)
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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For a hard copy, you probably need a real mouse to click it. Be careful, the mouse may byte. And if you click too hard, it may leave droppings.
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Don't blame the content writer, blame however decided this needed to be printed.
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Some years ago I worked for a US Corporation, although I was based in the UK. Marketing at US HQ periodically sent out a bulletin to everyone in the world about stuff they thought would be of interest. The document was usually about 20 pages or so, and every page comprised printed URLs (each usually in excess of 200+ characters), together with a single sentence describing them. When I suggested it would save money and make more sense to put this information on our intranet I got the reply: "Thank you for your suggestion, we will take it under advisement". It took them nearly a year to change.
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Yeah, well, if it worked, why change it??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I always wondered if anyone actually tried typing all those characters into a browser. 
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Remember the computer magazines from the '80s with programs in them?
Type all of the code in, hope it works.. when it doesn't, work to find the error...
Good old days...
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Tim Carmichael wrote: Good old days
When the only help available was inside your own head.
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Boy do I remember those days.
Just trying to GET SOMEONE to read the numbers back to you so you could verify them without "context switching" between screen and paper.
Could you imagine a PRINTED magazine today with full source code of ALL of jQuery? And a little article on how the guy felt it might be useful?  )))
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Ah... memories of a chess program. I think it was for Radio Shack's Color Computer. The program listing was hex code, with a short BASIC program that read the hex code and created the runtime (I think the BASIC program validated the hex code). Fortunately, this could be saved to the external cassette tape drive....
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I was doing cut 'n paste, but the glue was messing up my screen. After a while I couldn't even see my screen!
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For the same reason the <blink> tag doesn't work! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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lol 
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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As engineers, we possess the unique skill to decide when to RTFM and when not to.
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And to know when the FM is FWrong?
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That falls under "and when not".
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Typical user doesn't understand how the tech works. That feature is only available to individuals with supported hardware. Try upgrading to Book 2.0 or, as a workaround, you can use outdated technology such as the Hololens or other supported VR headset. Click here for a list of supported VR headsets.
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MSN wrote: While new revelations about Russian hacking during the US election continue to make headlines
Together with the lack of proof.
MSN wrote: And then there was the massive Yahoo hack. It technically took place in 20013
I remember that news, but not having visited the future.
Amusing site 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Together with the lack of proof.
Dare I say "fake news"?
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Quote: On 21 October, an attack on internet infrastructure provider Dyn with a distributed denial of service (DDoS) attack took down access to Netflix, Facebook, Twitter plus the Guardian, CNN, the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal and others.
How soon -- and how often -- can they do it again?
It's worth losing netflix if the rest of them go, too.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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