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Update - I submitted a help-desk ticket 3.5 hours ago, and just got a reply:

"What is the port number connected to the computer?"

What a bunch of retards...

Me: "Ping the box, idiot, and you'll see that the requests time out. This means the box has been turned off or simply exploded, or the port on the switch its connected to has failed, or maybe the box is simply overwhelmed that Trump was elected and it doesn't know what to f*ckin do with itself. Whatever the reason, we are at a full work stoppage because someone, somewhere, isn't doing their f*ckin job."
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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