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You are all more than two centuries late. See Jonathan Swift's Modest Proposal .
(He, of course, was referring to the Irish, but today we have more politicians than Irishmen, and they also do more damage.  )
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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To get Pikachu on a bus, do you have to Pokemon?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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How do you prevent a gombie from getting under that bus?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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The bus, my favorite place to chillax, often evolving that into a snorlax.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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"Only 11 million light-years away"
That's all? and here I thought that it was gonna be a long trip! 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It's amazing how the universe can seem so vast and powerful while at the same time seeming so delicate and intimate.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Herself likes doing jigsaw puzzles, and she does them on her tablet (about the only thing she does with the tablet) so the cat can't get involved.
So every now and then, I am dispatched to find her a bunch of new pictures from t'interwebs for her to do. Mostly cute animals.
Here's the latest[^]
Is that a bit cruel? 
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it's purrfect.
for more fun tell her to look out for the mouse.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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..there is no mouse, right?
Been looking for 15 minutes now.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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maybe there is, maybe there isn't. don't want to spoil your fun.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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don't try to find the mouse... instead try to realize the truth... there is no mouse 
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Which one? I've found three so far... 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Yes, if it is a 1000-piece-puzzle!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Most of the jigsaw puzzlers that I know would love that ... harder the better.
If you'd done that to *me* however ....
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No. CamoCat is just a higher skill level.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Well I am brave enough not to beat around the bush.
"Am I a cruel person?"
Yes, yes you are.
Speed of sound - 1100 ft/sec
Speed of light - 186,000 mi/sec
Speed of stupid - instantaneous.
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I've been sitting here five minutes, waiting for the claw to come out from under the mat and grab it, but nothing's happened.
I want my money back.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Image no show. Size is 0.
EDIT: Works on Web01, but not Web02.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Caching / sync problem?
Hamsters need more sunflower seeds?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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How do we switch webs? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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F5 and pray that you land in a new one 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Ah, so you've found a chameleon cat!
And, yes, you are, but not for the reason's you think.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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