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It's amazing how the universe can seem so vast and powerful while at the same time seeming so delicate and intimate.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Herself likes doing jigsaw puzzles, and she does them on her tablet (about the only thing she does with the tablet) so the cat can't get involved.
So every now and then, I am dispatched to find her a bunch of new pictures from t'interwebs for her to do. Mostly cute animals.
Here's the latest[^]
Is that a bit cruel? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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it's purrfect.
for more fun tell her to look out for the mouse.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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..there is no mouse, right?
Been looking for 15 minutes now.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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maybe there is, maybe there isn't. don't want to spoil your fun.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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don't try to find the mouse... instead try to realize the truth... there is no mouse 
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Which one? I've found three so far... 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Yes, if it is a 1000-piece-puzzle!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Most of the jigsaw puzzlers that I know would love that ... harder the better.
If you'd done that to *me* however ....
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No. CamoCat is just a higher skill level.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Well I am brave enough not to beat around the bush.
"Am I a cruel person?"
Yes, yes you are.
Speed of sound - 1100 ft/sec
Speed of light - 186,000 mi/sec
Speed of stupid - instantaneous.
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I've been sitting here five minutes, waiting for the claw to come out from under the mat and grab it, but nothing's happened.
I want my money back.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Image no show. Size is 0.
EDIT: Works on Web01, but not Web02.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Caching / sync problem?
Hamsters need more sunflower seeds?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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How do we switch webs? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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F5 and pray that you land in a new one 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Ah, so you've found a chameleon cat!
And, yes, you are, but not for the reason's you think.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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How to tell if you are vulnerable to CIA hacking tools - YouTube[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Jussaying! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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CIA snooping? They have nothing much compared to what microsoft can do, and worse still people pay ms to take their data without oversight and sell it to even less regulated businesses.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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*complains about MS using your personal data*
*updates Facebook status*
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F-ES Sitecore wrote: *complains about MS using your personal data**updates Facebook status*
facebook? you still on it? that's so last decade.
dunno if I have an account anymore, password long forgotten, used a one-time email and bogus personals to register.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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...and you're one of the top 1% that don't pay the government to snoop?
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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