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Lopatir wrote: 5 years from now 50% of the worlds computing power and internet traffic will be programs to checking for and downloading updates.
Then 28% for funny cat videos.
21% for netflix, etc.
Damn!
That only leaves 2% for pr0n!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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We're gonna need another internet. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Please. While we are at it, we could ban everything we don't like from the Neonet. Any ideas?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Farcebook? Twatter?
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Ok.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Heck, I forgot the important one: Javascript. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Thanks. Now I don't have to be the villain for that one. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Lopatir wrote: Really, who are the idiots that decided an accelerated release cycle is a good thing?
Agree 100%
It's like some guy in marketing made up this idea and then everyone went along with it.
Marketing Guy at Car Manufacturer: Hey, how about if we recall all of the vehicles we've sold every 2 months and we'll change the way people start their car, steer, accelerate and brake? Wouldn't that be cool? Oh, and instead of recalling, we'll sneak out to where the people have parked their cars and make the changes. When they get in and attempt to drive, they'll suddenly have to open their glove-boxes to be able to start the car. It's genius!
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Lopatir wrote: At this rate 5 years from now 50% of the worlds computing power and internet traffic will be programs to checking for and downloading updates.
No I disagree Windows 10 will be taking up that bandwidth downloading updates and ads.
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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Funny thing: That's how I think about clothing. And popular music. And TV shows.
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The last defense before an untruth starts the race (6)
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Goalie?
Starts the race - go
before
an untruth - a lie.
Last line of defence in a game of football?
Andy B
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Way too quick - I liked that one! 
You are up tomorrow. 
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Never Knew Goalie is a proper word. I just assumed its a unofficial short name for goalkeeper.
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Any day when you learn something new isn't completely wasted! 
In this case, it's not a lot of "not completely wasted" info, but it's a start! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Don't Hit Save - Tick-Tock[^] - well, if the manager tells you not to work ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Amateurs. Always stay one step ahead of your manager, so that you usually already have done yesterday what he might pull out of the sleeve to have done asap.
Only for very advanced managees; Always have a stick to throw for your manager, so that he can run and chase something and leaves you alone. You can easily double the amount of time you get him off your back if you can throw that stick in the direction of another manager and they get into a debate over who gets to chase the stick.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Quote: ...they get into a debate over who gets to chase the stick...
Ha ha ha ... you make my day with something funny 
Cheers,
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We have 2 authorised browsers, chrome and IE, I have become so frustrated with chrome remove the ctrl insert/shift insert I'm going to have to go back to IE. FFfaaarrrrkkkkk!!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Nice to know other people still use that shortcut
Ctrl C is hard to reach with the right hand (left mouse user)
Keyboards without the insert key are also stupid. Luckily they're not so common anymore
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Hi! Only way I can reach you, since you disabled the "email" link on your messages ...
Could you do us all a favour?
When you report an article as spam, that only "tags" the article - it doesn't do anything with the spammer. So please, when you hit "spam", please also report the user as well?
And because articles get closed with 5 "spam" votes, and it takes 10 to close an account, it would really help if you would also report both article and user here: Spam and Abuse Watch Discussion Boards[^] as the community can join in with the kicking and get rid of them quicker!
(You'll probably also get a little extra reputation as well, which is nice.)
Thanks!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Thanks for the message, I didn't realize that the user needed to be reported separately!
Will do in future.
(enabled private emails too, don't remember why I disabled it in the first place...)
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You're welcome!
The email thing - probably privacy, but it's pretty safe. If I send you a "private email" via the link, you get my email so you can reply - but I don't get yours until you do. If you don't specifically use the email address you get sent I never get a clue what yours is, it never becomes public.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Works for me in version 57.0.2987.98 (64 bit).
BTW, Ctrl C and Ctrl V are not bad.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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