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modified 24-Mar-17 10:50am.
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How you to you make you someone you very you flustered you ... Use you "you" you every you other you word you you say you. 
Unless me, of me course me, it's me all me about me me me. 
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You you don't you say you!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I do I say I, says I I I!
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What? 
Bryian Tan
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When I went to the Bar as a very young man,
(Said I to myself — said I),
I'll work on a new and original plan,
(Said I to myself — said I),
I'll never assume that a rogue or a thief
Is a gentleman worthy implicit belief,
Because his attorney has sent me a brief,
(Said I to myself — said I).
-- Iolanthe, Gilbert & Sullivan
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Replace "you" with "you know", and I could introduce you to some people who actually talk this way.
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dandy72 wrote: and I could introduce you to some people who actually talk this way, you know?
I'll go get my coat
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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You're getting your coat because you actually want to go out and meet those people? Right? And not because of the other meaning...?
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How could it possibly go wrong?
The don't say who the instructor is, but I think I can guess. It starts with JS and ends with OP...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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On the bright side, they're only semi-automatic weapons..
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Darn. I would like to send a few hundred rounds on their way with a machine gun[^] again. Have not done that in years anymore. That thing knows only full auto or empty.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It's an excellent idea. What's your problem with it?
It's perfectly in line with being featured in the Darwin Awards. For the entire world, this is a Win-Win!
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: What's your problem with it?
I don't like tequila! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: I don't like tequila!
Only a problem if you planned on attending.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Just ask for a glass of milk then.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That won't help the aiming.
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My first employer required me to train with all kinds of weapons, carry them around frequently and use them when needed. You get so used to it, that you can take the guns apart, put them back together or shoot in the dark or in your sleep. Want me to train you?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Done my military service as a machine gunner.
Been competing in pistol shooting on a national level.
Want me to train you?
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Machine gun and pistols? Then we would have a lot of fun. Those two wre my speciality as well.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Seems we should train each other.
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How long were you in the service?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Only a year..
Strangely enough I didn't hate it as expected, we actually had really good officers. (in general)
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