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Should it not be spelled 'lynch'?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Marc Clifton wrote: how does this thing even live?
Simple. It's now called "Skype for Business", and is a full-fledged member of the Microsoft Office suite.
That said, it's still a piece of crap which I'm forced to use at my day job. It's slow and fairly unreliable.
Software Zen: delete this;
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slack? as in slack.com?
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Yep. Slack is great!
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Just downloaded Eclipse.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Many great software applications were created using Eclipse. I don't think that is dirty.
I do my Minecraft mod work using Eclipse.
modified 31-Mar-17 7:26am.
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OK, so it first asked me where I want to store my preferences and other stuff. Still, it created folders under my OS user folder. Why? I don't need you for long stop ruining my system!
Just clicked on create new maven project and it can't do it. Can't read some plugin. Searched web and looks like there are many reason for it. Someone said settings.xml is missing, other guy said it is not needed. Someone said delete everything and start over, other guy said update eclipse plugins.
I admit this is the first time I will be using maven but I don't understand why I can't even create a project of certain type after downloading IDE.
While I was typing this message, eclipse plugin update process failed. It is not even responding anymore.
Edit: now that error dialog just went away! I wanted to click on details, did not work. Clicked on close, it worked.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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lw@zi wrote: it created folders under my OS user folder. Why? I don't need you for long stop ruining my system!
I'm going to take a wild guess and say perhaps because that's where the OS says it should be storing per user data. I know, crazy talk, isn't it. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Not just that, it stored plugin repository there. Plus, it did tell me it will store user specific data in the folder I mention.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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lw@zi wrote: I admit this is the first time I will be using maven but I don't understand why I can't even create a project of certain type after downloading IDE.
Eclipse (the IDE) is just a shell. It knows of no languages. You have to install those additionally.
I use Eclipse at work with the Java and AUIML plugins. I use Eclipse at home with the Android plugin.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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Said no-one who has ever used Visual Studio 
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I use VS about 8-10 hours a day 6 days a week on average and I work with Eclipse when I do mod work for Minecraft.
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I hope you played this[^] at full volume as you did so. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Or maybe this[^]?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Or perhaps this?[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nah. I need something else when I have to go into battle: Something mild and peaceful.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Wrong version of that song. Here is the correct version, Total Eclipse of the Heart Literal Video Version - YouTube[^]
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Superb! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I concur. That was great.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Why? JetBrains has such better IDE's. Then again, maybe you're doing something that you actually need Eclipse for, soooo...
May your enthusiasm and verve for life not be dimmed by an eclipse of productivity.
(OK, it's been a rough start to my morning.)
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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In the getting started guide for the tool we are evaluating, it says create maven project in eclipse. So, can't choose anything else. But then, it is probably just for a week.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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The private use of cannabis has just been ruled legal[^] in the whole of South Africa, recreational, medical, and whatever else you can dream up, except something else criminal.
Immanentize the Eschaton!
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Good, I would like to see the result of cannabis-using surgeons. And truck drivers. And paramedics. And law enforcement personnel. And pharmacists. And cab drivers.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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