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You internet well, sir. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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That's telling him!
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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Which once again raises the question of which island he may come from...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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This is Sparta!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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By U.S. dating, in the next few weeks we have:
4/01 Unauthorized
4/02 Payment Required
4/03 Forbidden
4/04 Not Found
4/06 Not Acceptable
4/09 Conflict
4/10 Gone
4/12 Precondition Failed
4/15 Unsupported Media Type
4/16 Requested Range Not Satisfiable
4/17 Expectation Failed
4/18 I'm a teapot (RFC 2324)
4/26 Upgrade Required
4/28 Precondition Required
Making April the only month with 16 days (17, if you pay  )
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: 4/15 Unsupported Media Type
Can I use that for tax day? 
Marc
Latest Article - Merkle Trees
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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There's no law against trying...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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... for my game, especially for window titles. There are very many of them out there, so there will probably something fitting to the spae theme of my game.
And what's the first font I find? V'ger[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Check these too: [^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Lots of good fonts, but I can't just embed them in a stylesheet. I must download them and make MonoGame spritefonts[^] from them.
First I must know if that's ok with Google fonts, or I will have to leave them.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You can download them:
Yes. To download fonts, simply create a selection of fonts, open the drawer at the bottom of the screen, then click the "Download" icon in the upper-right corner of the selection drawer. You can download the fonts to use in mock-ups, documents, or locally on your machine.
There's also a GitHub project with all of the font files:
GitHub - google/fonts: Font files available from Google Fonts[^]
What you can do with them once you've downloaded them will depend on the license for each font.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Thanks, that's good to know. The generation of spritefonts often is not explcitly mentioned in the licenses, so I must still be a little careful.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: so I must still be a little careful
Do not! Ask them!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Oh, they're quite nice about it.
You only have to fill out a form, giving your real name, home address, all your e-mail addresses, credit-card number, mother's maiden name, shopping preferences, browsing history for the last five years, etc.
I mean, they have to make sure they haven't got any gaps in your info, before letting you use a font.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: your real name, home address, all your e-mail addresses, credit-card number, mother's maiden name, shopping preferences, browsing history for the last five years, etc
As if they did not know already about all these...
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Oh they know.
It's just to check if you are an honest person.
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Is a toiler played alone ? (9)
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Solitaire - anagram of is a toiler, and also played alone.
Good clue - nice double use of played.
Andy B
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You are up tomorrow - well done
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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solitaire (anag.)
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Yes but you were just pipped at the post 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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No connection to the comic Griff linked just below, so I'll keep quiet!
[edit] Two others posted it while I was typing. 
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Ha !!! I didn't see that
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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It's NEVER a good time for a tax hike! 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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