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I and she had a "disagreement" over what code style to use for a hobby web app we are writing together.
So I went secretly and added a pre-commit hook that runs `eslint --fix`
(To be continued...)
Beauty cannot be defined by abscissas and ordinates; neither are circles and ellipses created by their geometrical formulas.
Carl von Clausewitz
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Yeah, we were talking. She said something about going Bobbitt on your ass if you "fix" her code; something like, 'he fixes my code, I "Fix" him'. Sounded painful.
This space for rent
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Beauty cannot be defined by abscissas and ordinates; neither are circles and ellipses created by their geometrical formulas.
Carl von Clausewitz
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So, you like the celibate life?
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Tim Carmichael wrote: So, you like the celibate life?
The Promise has not been resolved yet 
Beauty cannot be defined by abscissas and ordinates; neither are circles and ellipses created by their geometrical formulas.
Carl von Clausewitz
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ΑlphaΔeltaΘheta wrote: (To be continued...)
Oh goody!
I love gory horror stories!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm about to have a cup of dangerous coffee. Safe tea first though.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Quote: dangerous coffee
Real men don't fear coffee! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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There speaks a man who hasn't tried my coffee!
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No! Try not! Drink or drink not, there is no try.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Bah. I make coffee according to my grandma's recipe, referred to in the family as "battery acid". The trick is to drink the coffee before it dissolves the mug.
Software Zen: delete this;
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If it can dissolve the mug, what does it do to your insides?!?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Wondrous things, the least of which is to let my coworkers live through the morning.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Voltaire said that coffee should be hot as Hell, black as Sin, and sweet as love. Nothing about danger!
EDIT: Voltaire
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
modified 12-Apr-17 11:51am.
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have you tried lemon aid?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Have you tried ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) ? It's good for what ales you.
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Tee eighteen, then a proper drink.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I'll post an appropriate response at a latte time.
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I think I've read this joke before. Did you kaapi it from elsewhere?
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Coffee is for has beans...
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Such a brew-ha-ha over a beverage? Let me espresso my opinion: let this issue grind to a halt.
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