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Do soldiers now go AOL?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ah, "public domain" strikes again.
I suppose "open source" information -- like Wikipedia -- can be changed to suit the user.
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Yes, but which licence? What's the source, who's the owner, commercial use allowed?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Everything is a %^&* glitch now on the news.
And we all get a pass and move on from a jet nose dive into a house to a cat in a tree elsewhere.
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Marc Clifton wrote: affects their speech
If only it would end at speeches ... I guess our industry has infiltrated more of our lives than any other ever.
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Marc Clifton wrote: industry infiltrates the rest of the world and affects their speech.
It's nothing to do with our industry; the speaker is just your typical inarticulate waste of oxygen, who couldn't put together a coherent sentence to save his life.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I hate to be the one to prick the bubble, but that usage is a lot older, and may have affected the choice of words in the "open-source software" term.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So, it's almost always crap, but with a few jewels in there.
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I had high hopes for today: coding, learning some DB replication stuff. Coffee.
Except ... the water is off due to a burst main, and it's not every day you find a wasps nest attached to the curtain in the spare room ...
OK, change of priorities time ...
Anyone know where I can get some water?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Set the curtain that contains the wasps on fire. Call the fire-department, and within 7 minutes you'll have water gushing into your house.
As an alternative, you could simply ask a neighbour if you can use their toilet
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: ask a neighbour
As if he didn't have one himself
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Probably does, but he already said he doesn't have water. So, can't flush.
For clean toilet water you'd have to ask the neighbour
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Gotcha - Even though flushing is a non-functional requirement, to some extent at least.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: For clean toilet water you'd have to ask the neighbour
Who's on the same water main...
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You did not specify the location of the breakdown; they may not be affected. If they are, y'all better check his neighbours toilet.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Whether the neighbor's water is off or not, use their toilet!
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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..just don't forget to ask first; there may be multiple people in that house, and most toilets aren't designed for multi-user
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Someone out there will be glad to know I resisted responding with some very vivid descriptive prose.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Brilliant!
This would make an excellent comedy situation piece.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Anyone know where I can get some water?
You are in Wales, if its not falling out of the sky now, wait two minutes and it will be.
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You're in luck - wasps contain water!
You will need about 300 for a cup of coffee.
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Extraction and filtering may be a problem...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Implementation detail - this is intentionally left for the student to undertake.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Anyone know where I can get some water? Because it will be boiled you can pick it up outdoor as long as it is not wasted much (avoid fertiliser and dung washed in from farm land). Suitable are small rivers that have not passed villages or extensively used farm land, not too small lakes, or even the water butt in your backyard (the water in there should be fresh enough in Wales).
BTDT
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I've drank the water running off mountains and hilltops in Wales, but I wouldn't drink it from further down - most of the land is farmed in some way and I've seen plenty of dead sheep in streams
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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