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never said who did the picture, so it depends:
Warhol: canception
Rembrant: self conception (autoconception?)
Dali: boneless confusion
van Gogh: ear confection
Bankok Zoo: elephanting
Gary Larson: cowception
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Sin tack
the any key okay
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Al Capone: Con ception
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Color me shocked!
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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You seem to have mastered the ins and outs of humor.
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Mandatory XKCD[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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How dare he steal Griff's joke!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Dude!
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Black and White is the new Black!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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It's time to stop dancing, the glass is now empty (pardon).
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I don't get it. Why would you want to watch it in black and white?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Quote: I don't get it. Why would you want to watch it in black and white?
FTFY
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Just.Because.
And its fun to see a movie under a different light.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Then why stop there, why not show the whole film in shades of blue? Different hue for every day of the week!
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Then why stop there, why not show the whole film in shades of blue?
As long as it is not in shades of grey... 
I'll go get my coat
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Jeremy Falcon
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I don't think that movie should have been "released", so much as "flushed".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No one has yet to hear my joke about carrots, potatoes and broccoli becuz I've been vegetating on the punch line for years.
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Wellll maybe it'z turnip ripe soon.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Can't beet that!
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has bean!
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