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That was the day that Slartibartfast had a trainee.
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If you are good at PowerPoint, do you Excel at it?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I'd like to have a Word with you about a new Project.
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Access Denied 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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strange outlook on life you have.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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There's an Expression 4 that kind of remark (not KSS?). My negative Outlook persists.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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With puns as bad as this I think your Publisher Access should be revoked!
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Word!!  
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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With puns like this you are Zune over the Edge.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I try to visual studio it.
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Only if you have a Visio.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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That's OneNote too many! In an attempt to change your Outlook, perhaps a Word to the Publisher of this esteemed site would result in revoking your Access! 
(It would greatly surprise me if he Excellled at this Project; OTOH, what's the point of power if you don't (ab)use it?) 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
modified 27-Apr-17 17:08pm.
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Were you elected or appointed to this Office?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Well played. Well played, indeed!
NIIIICE! 
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Thank you, thank you! I'm here all week. Try the veal, it's to die for!
Software Zen: delete this;
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I rather suck at Excel, and probably at PowerPoint too, but only because I've never had to use PowerPoint. Or tried. Or found a reason to try.
And I intend to keep it that way.
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Quite the Singularity of thought.
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After a joke like that, it's time to head to the Bing(e) Bar!
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Word.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Kraantje Pappie - Best Wel Een Ding[^]
Dutch rap! Yes, it's Dutch, most of you won't get it 
His name is "Little Crane Daddy" and the song is named "Kind of a thing" (or something like that).
Kraantje Pappie is pretty popular in the Netherlands, but I must confess I never heard his music until last week.
So I heard this song last weekend and yes, it is kind of a thing!
Pretty fast rapping, a good beat and I'm listening to Kraantje Pappie 
So enjoy the song, or at least have a laugh at the (to you) guttural Dutch language
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Sander Rossel wrote: Dutch
Sander Rossel wrote: rap
Sander Rossel wrote: or at least have a laugh at the (to you) guttural Dutch
In Mordor, where the shadows lie...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Remarkable.
I have to say, with no compunction whatsoever, that that is, without a doubt, one of the dumbest pieces of cr@p I've ever subjected myself to.
I think I'd rather listen to Boney M than go through that experience again.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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