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My younger brother was one of those children. Not a single toy that I had as a kid survived his attentions.
(Now that he's over 50, he's mellowed slightly  )
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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You've just described your ideal software tester.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Agree, I have one of those.
He called me a while back and was ranting about how my grandson had broken something that he considered unbreakable and I thought...there is justice in the universe.
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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Nothing is safe from deliberate destruction. It was meant in another way.
This[^] is one of the smallest collective pitch model helicopters. It's not so expensive and weighs only 39g, including the tiny battery. This small mass also makes it extremely nervous and even harder to fly than larger helicopters.
It's also 'indestructible'. Due to its weak motor and tiny weight, it can survive a crash without notable damage. Sometimes it's caught by grass and does not even hit the ground. Finding the little flea in higher grass is the bigger problem. Even if it is damaged, the parts often are better paper clips and don't cost very much. Installing them also is not a big deal.
So it comes down to:
+ The model and parts are at the lower end of the price scale.
+ They are 'indestructible', saving you lots of money and frustration.
- Small models are usually hard to fly. There is not much inertia to stabilize them and they react very quickly to the tiniest control inputs.
+ Once you learn to control a flea, you can fly anything.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Most parents have a nickname for their child. Some have superhero names...
Our son was known as "Detructo-Boy!".
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Damn. He wanted $25,000 in funding and got $1.3M. That's what I want. Forget the plane. 
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Wouldn't that be awesome?, could definitely handle that.
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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To best ensure you don't slip up at work, don't drop the banana peel in front of yerself.
If ya want others to look up to you, start at the top of the stairs.
A double...
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And firmly believe in a life before death.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Oxymoron ... there's a political joke there...
I'd rather be phishing!
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My dentist told me to stop making toothpaste jokes: "Oral get angry".
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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typical, funny dentists are as rare as hens teeth.
Installing Signature...
Do not switch off your computer.
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Just floss it.
Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".
Anonymous
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Mine asked me: "Would you like anesthesia... before I give you the bill?"
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is
To have a thankless patient
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Once again filling the halls with a cavity of a joke, what, becuz ya likely got yer wisdom teeth pulled (same applies to me for reading & reply posting in kind...).
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I noticed some biting posts - caried, molar less, as tongue-in-cheek remarks.
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In year 2000 there were no Guns 'n Roses. Not for me.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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"Chinese Democracy" killed it for me. Not a single good track on the whole album!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I didn't both like "Use Your Illusion" too much also. They had some groove and some ideas, then faded fairly quickly. I still respect them though.
Chinese Democracy is terrible in every sense.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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