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"Unemployment's rising in the Chigley end of town,
It's spreading like pneumonia, doesn't look like going down,
We've had canned conformism since 1966,
Now subversions's in the air in the shape of flying bricks"
(a special Brit-of-a-certain-age award for anyone who gets the reference!)
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Are you really half-biscuit? 
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Yes, indeed, just not entirely sure whether I'm a Kit or a Kat ...
Have a Brit-of-a-certain-age award!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Trump is Half Man, Half Jaffa Cake
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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... and this kids is why you should never try to burn your tax returns!
veni bibi saltavi
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Apparently it was confined to an underwear drawer
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Is avoidable how you survive a bullfight?
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Does the oil of ole help?
Don't let your mind wander too far.
It's too small to be let out alone.
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Nah, that merely delays the gory details.
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Ull find out if ull try.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I thought avoidable would be a flying bull?
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Next you'll say that bison have wings...
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If your arena mood to do so. If you don't, it might cause you a lot of Spain.
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Just picador and ensure that it's between you and the bull!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That one is cool man.
Jeremy Falcon
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It's a little known fact that Bob Jones was the actual astronaut to land on the moon. Neil Armstrong was a hoax to hide the true identity of what really happened. Bob said something about a flat earth or a turtle. Can't remember exactly.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Damn! I always thought it was Al Gore.
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Lopatir wrote: Al Gore.
Al in this font made me think you put AI (capital I) Gore. That scares me even more.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Compared to what made those iconic footprints, moon boots[^], I think that Neil's space suit shoes would fit in them just fine.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Was hoping it would last a bit longer than that 
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Sorry, it's still early Monday morning here. I think my sense of humor is still asleep.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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fake news
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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