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Nothing sexist about teaching them to treat their missiles like ladies.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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...Thinking that I already had every MUST-HAVE kitchen appliance. But NOOOOOOOO!
I desperately need THIS as well! 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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 So Toasties on you right?
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Nope - it's the other way around. I'm on toasties... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I had one - it was great! Only problem was I tried to use it for Bacon, and ... let's just say it didn't survive the experience.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Quote: The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
To quote your signature...
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Oh, they are genuine products - but check carefully when they arrive, the manufacturer has been known to ship empty boxes... 
(A bit like MiniScribe did with HDDs in the late 1980's before going bust when it was found out that house bricks don't hold data well.)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Henri Rémoulade! What a great ambassador for cheese-printing! 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I've never actually tried a rémoulade, what with mayonnaise and anchovies being very high on my list of unfavourite food-stuffs, but I expect I'd enjoy it somewhat more than processed cheese with a topping of ink!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Purely on a philosophical basis, I think I'm going to be sick.
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I'm going to print Cheasus on mine and sell it on fleabay to get rich before the sheep figure out anyone can do this.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
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That was the time we finally got the heating and hot water sorted. After tripping the boiler because there was too much air in the heating loop and wiring in the thermostat for the hot water the wrong way round, we finally got everything working at 2:30 am.
Then the plumber hit a neighbour's car pulling out of the parking.
After 4 hours sleep, I'm up and in Londinium for a client meeting. Nothing important, just a planning meeting with their new CTO...
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: we finally got the heating and hot water sorted.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: we finally got the heating and hot water sorted.
... just in time for you to not get any benefit from it!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I'm up and in Londinium for a client meeting.
Probably to be renamed Longinium directly after the meeting?!?!? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Meetings finished, going home and early night/afternoon nap.
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 Will the real Nagy Vilmos please stand up!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Hot but not wet is good...
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Hot and wet is way bett.. uh, maybe we're referring to different things.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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. . . don't sweat it . . .
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Quote: Londinium was a settlement established on the current site of the City of London around AD 43
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So? I was doing the Time Warp
veni bibi saltavi
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