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It was Leslie, who run the test... But didn't died because of it...
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Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Ahhh, so if it explodes is a genuine product, otherwise it's a fake.
It's useful to know these things so you don't get ripped off.
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So it's OK to keep on biting the lead-acid battery in my car then?
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The plastic case is too tough. Slurp it dry with a straw. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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you suspect it may be a fake?
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You'll be charged for that.
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I didn't see that coming
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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That lens credence to the argument that you're a poor pupil.
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Going through a bad spell.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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So you attacked the test from the side instead of head on? 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Don't try a grammar test; they're more tense.
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Total B*llox what a shower or utter f*cking sh*te 
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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But I don't care.
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It was a disaster - my fault though, I only took a crash course.
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I thought it was because you were too stingy to buy the full version...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onllokers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Unpossible!
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That's doubleplusungood.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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"Times 17.3.84 bb speech mal reported Africa rectify"
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Negative, what a surprise.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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You only wish you got screwed.
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