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Does Surely need two??!!
Does Surely need a double breasted suit?
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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That's near criminal - you're busted. (Nipped that one in the bud, eh lad?)
Rack up another great reply from me !
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He really dug a hole this time.
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If a tempest in a T-cup isn't big enough for you.
Have you been watching re-runs of "Laugh In"?
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I can hardly keep abreast of the bad puns here. This is udderly ridiculous.
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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Are you trying to milk this for all it's worth?
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Are you trying to sour things for me?
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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So I was going through the motions of looking at what it might cost to attend the IBM Think 2018 conference in Las Vegas.
Of course, before you can look at what the costs are, you have to "register", meaning, get an IBM ID.
[edit] turns out if I had scrolled down I would have seen the prices. Ouch. $2,295. Drives me nuts how all that whitespace is useless, you have to scroll to see the costs. Intentional design, no doubt. Page here[/edit]
I was impressed -- lightning fast web page, as soon as I entered my email address it said it was sending a confirmation code, very reactive, etc.
I enter the confirmation code and click on "Sign up for an IBMid"
Nothing.
Open the Chrome debugger and what do I see?
Uncaught ReferenceError: dl is not defined
at Object.getBPData (ibmIDC.js:1455)
at Object.registerJsonData (ibmIDC.js:1139)
at submit_form (reg_sim.js:411)
at HTMLButtonElement.<anonymous> (reg_sim.js:609)
at HTMLDocument.dispatch (www.js:11)
at HTMLDocument.r.handle (www.js:11)
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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THIMK!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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THIMK! SCHEME
FIFY 
User: Technical term used by developers. See Idiot.
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You may try the sign up from the main website. Plus you can 'contact' them via My IBM profile[^] . the help desk in-case you have difficulty signing up.
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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What do you mean "Even IBM"?
IBM hasen't been "even" for decades.
The pose like they are but that's so hopefully people won't notice.
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Marc Clifton wrote: you have to scroll to see
Unnecessary scrolling ought to be outlawed! 
Seriously I get it. That free Bootstrap theme with the huge jumbotron at the top is everywhere these days ==> bootstrap jumbotron - Google Search[^]
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I think nobody can design a working Website in the sense that it does work more than two weeks... when in between Browsers are updated. 
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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iexplorer was complaining about the certificates of a site (saying it needed to be catalogued as "untrusty" / "unsecure") in an endless loop making it impossible to navigate. Mind you that the site was... "www.msn.com"
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Well, I'm a bit surprised... fair enough to begin with, but I thought after the "hint" (which was more of a let's-bash-them-over-the-head-with-it than a hint, it was so unsubtle) that someone would get it quickly.
Work (is HEAT and heat is work, (First Law of Thermodynamics, sort of)) the woman (HER) in plant (HEATHER)
So shoot throw snowballs at me....
Here's the hint[^] again, for those that missed it
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I got "HER", but I couldn't sus out more than that ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Had heather almost immediately but then overlooked it 
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Was strolling in the heather, but got lost 
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The clue should have been, "Plant the woman after work". The way you wrote it I was trying to fit "her" into the name of some plant to produce a word that means work.
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Yes, it might have been better that way round - but that's no excuse If you can't get things to fit one way, you try others...
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That's the COBOL way.
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Along much the same lines as Richard, I was trying variants on trAVAil.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Isn't the first law of thermodynamics something to do with the amount of energy in a system being constant?
I could be wrong, I'm a cruciverbalist not a physicist.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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