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Are we going down that road again!
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Side note: Have you ever noticed that your own farts don't really smell that bad to you?
I think your observation will get more comments than the rest of your post.
Depends, most of the time they don't bother me. On the other hand, I've had to leave the room if I've eaten something that doesn't agree with me, had heartburn, etc. 
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: alarmingly bubbly
Sounds more like a shart than a fart.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I'M CHIVALROUS, BITCHES!
I think you might have just negated the act and are again neutral. 
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: the other four people exited
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Welcome to the old farts club 
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I'm surprised you didn't turn around and say "I see you're using W10 too." 
Latest Article - Contextual Data Explorer
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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At her age, I'm sure she still thinks windows are what you look through to see things outside.
If only life was really that simple again...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: When the elevator stopped, the other four people exited...
And it wasn't even their floor!
Well done, by the way.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: You hear that? I'M CHIVALROUS, BITCHES!
So am I.
A couple of years ago, I was vacationing in California and I visited a Santa Monica mall. I was heading for the escalators and arrived at the exact same time as an elderly lady.
Naturally, being well raised, I stepped aside and let her on first. When I got on, She turned around, looked at me like I was crazy, shook her head and exclaimed: "You're NOT from around here!" 
Maybe I should've just farted on her? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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On the chivalrous thought, have you ever wondered about why the males allow (let) the females to exit the elevator, go out the door, whatever, first? I think it is so the deadly ninjas outside can get her while you get prepared to go all Bruce Lee on them.....
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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Nope - it's so they can look at them from their best side...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Very funny.
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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Good man! 
BTW, here's[^] an interesting video re: your question.
/ravi
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Does it take an alpha male to create an alpha channel?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I would bet on that, but...
Being illetterate, I can't do alpha-betting.
I'm getting my coat.
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Depends on how transparent the process is.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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He beta do it, but will it need gamma correction?
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Or if he is Big in Japan.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I'll take a gamble on a reply:
Does it take an alpha male to make an alphabet?
or perhaps
an alpha male to Juliet's alpha romeo?
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Letters From The Colony - Galax[^]
This week I've had this song on repeat.
Read an interview with the terms "math metal" and "psychedelic" so that piqued my interest 
Or maybe I read two interviews and remembered wrong... (probably that) 
Anyway, this song starts out as pretty heavy death metal, but it gets (a lot) better after a few minutes.
There's a point of rest at about three minutes in and after that it has little to do with death metal anymore.
Too bad the album is more like the first three minutes and less like the latter.
Anyway, this song, and not the album, is the SOTW, so enjoy
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Tachyonx wrote: I recently found ISON
This stuff sounds awesome!
It's so underground Spotify doesn't know about them yet
Guess I'll just listen to YouTube or Bandcamp then 
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Quote: This stuff sounds awesome!
Yes, I was impressed from the first note too ... Draconian can be boring (sorry guys...) but ISON is not, indeed (and the lead singer is the same ...)
Regards,
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Just noticed:
"Limited Digipack with Astrophotagraphy by Mike Hankey"
THE @Mike-Hankey ? 
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