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That was just plain excruciating.
As it turns out, even if it was cruciating[^], it would make no difference.
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You'd need to be quite a gymnast to tipfinger, I'd have thought. I'm definitely not going to try it!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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too many tipples can lead to a tipover
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I agree! Toetally!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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That was SOOOO funnny....
....20 years ago
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Kevin Marois wrote: That was SOOOO funnny....
....20 years ago
We're not exactly being flooded with posts promoting your cutting edge humor. 
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GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Scene1 : Boss checks the perf stats & graphs of server , not happy.
Scene2: Boss says, "I think we got a bunch of bad coders that's making the perf go down. We need to write optimized code, should use less memory/cpu, blah, blah".
Scene3: I check with finance team if it's okay to add few hundred more bucks to the server bill.
- Affirmative!
Scene4: Upgraded container to next tier.
Scene5: New reports to Boss. Boss- "I think our devs are real fast, should be efficient developers, I like it". (JUST because the graph peaks have settled down)
haha. I summed it up like "We did tweaks on both the ends , i.e some fixes on the code & some minor 'change' on the container.
"Changes on the code" : Like deleting empty lines & some formatting.
I think these bosses should never get exposed to any of these server stats.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
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why do people pay for a certain load level become unhappy when it's running above 50%.
Really they should be happiest if it runs in the band 85% - 95% all the time - that's getting value for the money paid, particularly if it's physically on someone else's server.
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You know, if customers complaints our applications "work" slow at times, we could really see, it's a network/bandwidth issue from their side. it's their own infra problem. And it's a temporary one.
But the moment the boss hears these complaints, he checks the server stats-graphs. It wouldn't have reached even 60% on the peak levels on the resources. He immediately feels code is not optimized & its' lavishly using up resources and that's slowing down the applications. & he conveys it to the teams straight, immediately. 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
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Lopatir wrote: they should be happiest if it runs in the band 85% - 95% all the time
As a member of the Engineering team I wouldn't be that comfortable. When for any reason (maybe a successful campaign?) the server load spikes you're in for a lot of complaints and extra hours to pull up whatever crashed. A safer bound would be a constant 50-70%, which means most resources are not wasted and there's still room in case of unforeseen traffic peaks.
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modified 11-Apr-18 8:35am.
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You cannae change the laws of Physics! Right, Scotty?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Nae but I can alwaes cheat 'em.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Not just sustained peaks either. Your hourly average load might be only 40% but if you drill down to 5 second time slices and see spikes to 90% on that scale your users are already seeing intermittent latency spikes when too many hit the server in rapid succession.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Whoops, I forgot to mention that. Spikes should always be trapped and logged atuomatically for further investigation.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Looks like you are ready for the next level, then.
That would be creating this kind of diversion for the boss and routinely 'fix' them. This will not only make you look good, it also would keep his nose out of things you don't want his advice on.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
modified 11-Apr-18 8:32am.
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"You can't monitor a system without altering its behavior."
His performance reports must be putting a heavy load on the system. 
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Next time, tell your boss that your bullshit load detector is peaking and he should find a job more suitable to his skills, like sanitation "engineer."
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Hardware improvements make miracles. You* may even tolerate Java IDEs nowdays.
(*) You, not me.
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yeah, next update of our embedded tool set is Eclipse based. Can't wait.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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vunic is evil. I like evil
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Don't get too pleased. I walked into a client getting new software.
He bragged about buying a Huge, SUPER Fast DB Computer, and and SUPER Fast NAS using fiber...
This was 9 months after they started installing and testing "new" software designed for much smaller companies than his. But he thought he could throw hardware at it.
And I knew what he was going to say next... "So, why are we so slow?"
I asked: Did you, by chance, tell the developers what type of hardware you were installing?
Client: Yeah, of course!
Me: So, what incentive did you give them to pay attention to speed for the last 9 months?
Client: <jaw dropped=""> "No. You think they did not optimize things?"
Me: Would you waste your time doing that if the client has the biggest baddest servers ever?
Client: <turning green="">
Me: I am here for something else, but I can take a look at a future point. Make a list of the speed issues so I can see how bad they are...
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Client: We'd like to add a new row in under 30 seconds on this screen. Currently 2.5 Minutes.
<he had="" a="" few="" pages="" of="" these.="" they="" literally="" paid="" someone="" with="" stop="" watch="" week="" earlier="">
This is all before going on line. the system is not even being heavily utilized, just tested.
The software company was not happy someone else was looking around...
I open up this "database". (Keep in mind they are used to much smaller companies, and the speed issues started when they tested loading real data, and then started testing)
I see NO INDEXES on the largest of tables. I see no FK (Foreign Keys anywhere: The company later brags that they are proud to have no FKs. While this is MSSQL, in Oracle a FK definition impacts the optimizer and the plan strategy in subtle, and beautiful ways)
Literally from that phone call, indexes showed up, and things started getting much better.
The moral of the story. Pay attention to efficiency. Run/test with REAL amounts of data, and on hardware LESS than your clients use. In most of our cases, we made developers run the entire stack on their machine (usually a developer laptop). That alone made the developers conscious of any slow routines they were testing. It usually annoyed them enough to fix the problem.
Finally, as we told this client. The right answer LATE is the wrong answer. Therefore, in the project specifications, and the requirements should be both GENERAL and SPECIFIC speed requirements. Also, any pages that come back (or client screens/queries) that exceed their numbers should be logging them. We like to put HTML Comments in with the TIMING information and a SPECIAL TAG that tells us if it is AT or BEYOND the acceptable response times. SO that when we run our tests, we can actually scan that HTML to validate that none of the pages took too long to come back.
Your boss isn't wrong to pay attention to resource consumption. Although he sounds clueless. If you keep doing what you are doing every week or two... WHEN would you assume YOU have a speed problem?
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...to my coworker. Yesterday "they" (the IT team) upgraded TFS.
5 PM : TFS is going down for upgrade.
9:17 PM : Ran into an issue and bring TFS back down.
2:13 AM : TFS is back online and looks good.
Hope he gets to sleep in today!
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TFS does that stand for: Terribly Foul Stuff ?
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RickZeeland wrote: TFS does that stand for: Terribly Foul Stuff ?
That's one definition. 
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