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The menu selection disappears occasionally. Odd. Didn't notice it until today.
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It has been doing that for a while. If it does, you can till access the page via the nav menu on the left side of page.
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The Insider News link was gone for me yesterday
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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Anyone else noticed it doesn't matter what you say when out shopping with the missus, "I'm bored", "I'm hungry", "My feet are tired","f***s sake", "yes that one looks nice too", "well get them both then", "f***s sake" - it never ends well?
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Don't ever say "That dress makes your bum look small". Kiss of death 
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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I think I'm lucky as my missus never ever takes me clothes shopping with her anymore as she has said that
1. I moan
2. I'm stupid as I keep offering her leopard print outfits to try on and various other vile outfits.
3. Mentioned a few things loudly when passing an Anne Summers shop (can't repeat here as it not SFW).
4. And she has to feed me.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Very apposite, we have just returned from shopping. And there is no blood on my face.
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You're on the right track! With all the complaining, she'll eventually decide it's better just to leave you at home. 
I'm lucky. My wife knows my sizes so there's no need for me to go. The only shopping we do together is electronics (if she wants to go) and the occasional trip for groceries. Also, she doesn't care what I think about her clothes. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Ditto. Electronics and recently a new car for her.
I'm the last person she wants to go clothes shopping with. When the daughter comes home they do it all then...
A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong
A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.
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Stay in the car and work on your code or surf fb / cp. Waaaay safer.
Also, if she looks good to you, just say "Lookin good there Mama" - never get too specific or you may find yourself in a spot you don't want to be in.
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Clothing, food, presents are all solo efforts by the wife. What I hate is furniture shopping, I have to be there to apply some sort of limits however that seems to be failing recently when I flatly said no to a lamp - we left with 2 of them.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I once read that most men experience MORE stress when shopping with the missus than when they have an impossible deadline coming up and managers are breathing down their neck... 
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Should you tape chocolate bars to your arm so you always have a couple of Twix up your sleeve?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Oh Griff, I mousse say I am chocked! 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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No, that's Twix or Tweets.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Well, Tweets are definitely for kids...and the occasional US President
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I refuse to reply in case this gets moved to the Soapbox!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I can hear the Snickers now.
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Will that Cadbury the case.
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You said that with a lot of ganache.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I recently walked into the Clark Bar and ordered a drink but the waitress caught me snickering and told me to go to the Mars bar if I wasn't going to behave. But I got my drink and now Almond Joy.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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