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"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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It's all right - I have plenty of free space on my mail account... 
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Maybe rename it "Hourly News" for the time being?
It goes without saying
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Peter! Chris did ask us not to damage anything while he was away and what do you do? Break the newsletters ... 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Mea culpa! Mea culpa! Mea maxima culpa!
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Five for me! The hamsters might be stuck in a time loop or learning recursion.
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From where do they get 1.21 GW for each recursion?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Jacquers wrote: The hamsters might be stuck in a time loop or learning recursion.
Didn't you realize that Chris secretly took the hamsters with him to get them holidays and replaced them with Groundhogs?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Nelek wrote: Didn't you realize that Chris secretly took the hamsters with him to ....
Yes[^]
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funny but I didn't get a single one. So yes please
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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printer is down, hardcopy will be delayed until ribbons are re-inked... once the squid (accidentally placed in the freezer) has thawed.
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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They're not really all the same!
You need to very thoroughly and carefully go through each of them and figure out which one is the different one! Note that the changes could be content, styles, and links.
Good luck and hope you're first win the prize.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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*spoilers*
The whitespace one had me for ages.
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Some people come from a long family line of market criers, as it seems. I had to work with some of those a while ago. They did not bother to get up and walk over to whoever they wanted to talk to. They just shouted across the room and constantly got louder. Until I demonstrated what I learned in the time with my first employer after finishing school.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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You went to "finishing school"? Were you a debutante? 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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No. I finished school and immediately got a letter from our government with a job offer I could not deny.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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We have a guy who doesn't work on our side of the building but strolls around having phone conversations on his wireless iPhone earbuds into our area.
Anyone know where I can get a Claymore cheap?
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I hope you don't want to lay mines. Use a real Claymore instead. It's more personal that way.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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...and puts a new meaning to "Using cutting edge tools"!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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But that would mean I would have to actually get up. I'm all for automation where feasible.
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But cool kids like them. So they will be there.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: do NOT use speaker phone for a conference call from your desk
However, if you do in an open office, and I am around, prepare for me entering the discussion with whomever is on the phone 
Whilst that sounds horribly, it is one of the advantages of a (semi) open floor; a manager would say there is more "synergy" 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Customer: Who was that? Did he just call me a moron?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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