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And I have a steak that waits to be put on the grill. After I return from flying.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Wagu? 
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Tenderest steak I have ever had was a small cafe off the main square in Brussels. Used a fork to cut it.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Probably ran in the 4:30 at Cheltehnam then.
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Munchies_Matt wrote: What does he expect to happen!
Not getting choked on his food?
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There was one elder man in my home town who had no teeth and ate a lot of different things, he always said: "it just is a matter of patience and good cooking skills".
If the steak is good quality and appropriately cooked, you cut the pieces small enough and you are slow "chewing" with your teeth-ridge... it should not be a problem at all.
M.D.V. 
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I'll take the fish I think!
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I think I would take first the food processor
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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A lack of dental records identified the man as Mr. Gurney.
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People without limbs and/or teeth apparently can do a lot.[^]
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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These things happen but they are rare. The story was well done though!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Munchies_Matt wrote: No teeth and he orders steak? What does he expect to happen!
Maybe he expected someone to pre-chew it for him.
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It was passing the glob to him that did it! hahaha!
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The visuals. 
I suppose that's my own damned fault.
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Insurance companies are warning campers: If your tent is stolen during the night, you won't be covered!
Just kidding of course! Everybody knows that IT people would rather be dead than leave their beloved 'puters... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I asked my Llama if he wanted to go camping. "Alpaca tent", he replied.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Better not be somewere rocky so he doesn't risk stubbing a camel toe! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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And now we're headed soapboxward. Getting intents!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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You're right! I'm humpled and shameful! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I asked my Alpaca if it was OK to go camping. 'No probllama' he replied. 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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*Groan* 
Glad to see you are still here - long time no post?
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: *Groan*
... you've got a nerve! 
OriginalGriff wrote: Glad to see you are still here - long time no post?
Just busy ... you know how it is. 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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