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Well, "analysis" is from the Greek "ana", which means "up"/"back", and "lysis" which is "the act of making loose"/"the loosening of", so an "analyst", technically speaking, is someone who goes up the back to loosen things.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Did they start selling the Big McDick again?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I hear they are planning to sell meatballs 
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I would never get away with posting a joke like that in the Lounge. I would definitely be hearing from Sean on that one. 
+24 - That was my laugh for the day.
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Slacker007 wrote: would never get away with posting a joke like that in the Lounge.
Yeah but posting these sort of jokes is my only contribution so I get a "pass"
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Long time ago, I ordered a QP from McD. Sat down and for reason decided I would add some pepper to it. Lifted the bun, and there for my enjoyment was one of those "braces" rubberbands - orthodontia style. Now the funny part was when I brought it back, and asked for a new QP. The teen says, "I'll have to get the manager..." Pompous manager asks me with attitude, "What seems to be the problem?"
I wish I had a camera to catch his expression when I showed him the rubberband....
And I always wonder just how much we eat of various items we have no clue about.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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My wife and I went to a restaurant one evening and I ordered a root beer. It came in a glass and I didn't notice, until after I drank it, that it was covered in ants. I politely asked for the waitress and asked her not to make a scene, since the place was crowded, and showed her the glass. She gasped and grabbed the glass and took it to the back. The next thing I knew, the manager came by and stated that he really appreciated us not making a scene, the machine was taken offline, and that our meal was free. I thought, at that moment, all I got was a little more protein and a free meal. Wished I had ordered the porter house. 
Now, I just order a Dr. Pepper and check for little lumps with legs. 
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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charlieg wrote: And I always wonder just how much we eat of various items we have no clue about.
Don't ever eat sausage...
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Fresh install on a VM, try to install packages, broken already. What a mess. Cant delete the ones it thinks are installed, because they dont exist, cant install new ones, because the version is wrong.
This is the first time I have seen ubuntu screw up like this, ever.
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Why are you using 16.04, and not 18.04?
Are you using VirtualBox?
Last weekend, I installed Lubuntu 18.04 into a VirtualBox VM with no problems.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Yes, VirtualBox, and yes, 18.04 is OK, but 16.04 is the one suggested for the build platform.
Sigh, I hate sodding computers. It feels like you are wading through someone else's turds.
modified 30-Nov-18 8:07am.
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Munchies_Matt wrote: . It feels like you are wading through someone else's turds.
I am maintaining code written by a plethora of conSLUTants and a borderline autistic self-taught programmer/manager/technician/scientist.
I am actually wadind throug someone else's turds.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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den2k88 wrote: I am maintaining code written by a plethora of conSLUTants and a borderline autistic self-taught programmer/manager/technician/scientist.
I am in a very similar situation actually. Old code, written badly, maintained by to many people over too many years.
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Have you considered installing a real OS?
Windows perhaps? 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I enthusiastically suggest the Windows 10 "October" update 
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Eric Lynch wrote: I enthusiastically suggest the Windows 10 "October" update
So good that you should install it several times!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And possibly uninstall it an equal number of times
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Yeah, thats a great platform for building linux images isnt it! /sarcasm
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Microsoft seems to think so. There was an article recently about how VS was capable of do just that. BTW, every time you read the article you get a free cup of Kool-Aid.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Yeah, this is a Yocto build...
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really hope not installing ubuntu in a VM hosted on windows are we?
that'd be like 15 tiny cars coming out of a clown: bass ackwards!
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Why not? A VM is the same as a real machine.
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when you're done there hook up a trailer home to your prius,
afterall a prius is the same as a real car.
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He doesn't own a Prius, That's one thing we can be 100% sure of.
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