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Marc Clifton wrote: asks if I want a 30 day trial or to purchase it.
Thank you. This and the trouble I already had here at work with Mickeysoft's 'How to extract mail addresses' scheme and product activation is truly enough to convince me to avoid all their products in the future. Tell the Kodak guys a nice greeting from me when you meet them.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: is truly enough to convince me to avoid all their products in the future.
Just curious as to what software products you will use instead, to remain productive? 
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Slacker007 wrote: Just curious as to what software products you will use instead, to remain productive?
Use? Those that my poor boss must pay for and keep working. When it comes to my boxes at home, I don't even take Microsoft Mickeysoft into consideration anymore.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Y'all need to apologize for giving all the Mickey's a bad wrap. 
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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I know a few Michaels, but it's not common here to call them Mickey. When I hear that name, I think mostly of mice.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: I know a few Michaels, but it's not common here to call them Mickey. When I hear that name, I think mostly of mice.
It's just a straight up Mick. Mike is a no no and Mickey would get you a solid punch in the mouth.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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It is pretty much the same for some very Irish friends of mine.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Michael Martin wrote: would get you a solid punch in the mouth
Admit it, you just like rolling around in the dirt while in a tight hug with strangers. 
That reminds me that I wanted to look up someone who I have not seen anymore since 1979. Before becoming good friends, we used to have a few fights. His last name is Michael, so maybe you have now given me a great way to start a little fight.*
*Not really. We replaced that old habit long ago.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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He didn't answer. 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Really? Define 'productive' then. What the boss wants me to use to do some work is his affair. What I use at home is mine. Among my favorite toys is a computer that worked perfectly well for more than 40 years without any OS at all, much less does it need Mickeysoft for anything. And for the PCs I can live perfectly well with Linux and several C++ compilers.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I thought it was a very straightforward and simple question. Apparently you don't think it is.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I see that. 
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There are plenty of alternatives.
Google Docs
LibreOffice
Microsoft Office Online
WPS Office
Calligra Office
Dropbox Paper
The Beer Prayer - Our lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, at home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillage as we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager, for ever and ever. Barmen.
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Then why ask?
The Beer Prayer - Our lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, at home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillage as we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager, for ever and ever. Barmen.
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Do you really need to ask?  
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Yep. I use LibreOffice on PC, and WPS Office on Android.
LibreOffice is a bit ... ugly ... and it loses it's taskbar pinned items / file list every elephanting time it upgrades but it works pretty well. It's not good with touch screen though - you can't even touch scroll (that highlights text for no obvious reason) - you have to use the scroll bar and that's a bit fiddly on the WookieTab.
WPS is ... OK ... but I wouldn't want to do any serious writing with it.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Mike Mullikin wrote: Microsoft Office Online
ummmmmm.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Shhhhhhh! I was on a role... 
The Beer Prayer - Our lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, at home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillage as we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager, for ever and ever. Barmen.
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I've got to get my hearing-aid batteries checked.
I hope you said "on a roll", not "honour roll".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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0. Go to ebay.
1. Search for "ms office 2003"
2. Pay pennies for the last good version of the software -- whose templates work perfectly well on later versions.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Recently bought a new PC.
I needed :
- a microsoft account (what for ??) that may, or may not, be used as a login to your machine to get Win10 ready.
- a 4-digit pin that you may, or may not, use as a password to login and/or as a quick admin password ??!! (ever heard of security, microsoft?). The link between this and the previous account is that you need the account to reset the 4-digit pin in case you want to change it, but otherwise ... none. The 4-digit was the default, but after some research, I could create a normal login with a real password.
- another microsoft account for installing office - no 365, never you'll get my things in the cloud - because the first one was not working for registration. It took me one day (!) to get microsoft to accept the license I bought, since the online registration portal is a nice POS and it is damn hard to find in your freshly installed unlicensed ms office version a way to enter the license, had to use MSDOS sysinternals to help, otherwise it kept telling I need to register without providing a way to register.
WTE ? 2 accounts, 4 different passwords (2 microsoft accounts, one "real" login for the PC, and this sh*tty 4-digit PIN). How do computer illiterate people deal with this sh*t ?
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Rage wrote: How do computer illiterate people deal with this sh*t ?
Heck, I consider myself literate and I still gave up. Remoted in to my PC at home where I have Office 2010, copied the files over I needed to change, changed them, copied them back. While the manager laughed when he saw what I was doing, I saved the company $150 for a "student" license simply to edit a docx file that will never be edited again. Normally, I just use OpenOffice here at work. Yes, we do have people with actual Office licenses, but for what I needed to do, I didn't need it.
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It's not just Microsoft. Ever try to upgrade your iPhone without your iTunes account? Something you used only once nearly 5 years before.
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Is a baguette just tiny luggage?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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