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Get a DVR. Start watching after the show is over. then power through the commercials. Works for me.
ZZZZZZZ
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We have a Sky box which does that. Unfortunately I also have Herself, who doesn't.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Yes. My wife seems to enjoy the commercials more that the shows too.
That's why we don't watch much TV together. She also insists on commenting on all of the action while it is happening!
I will never understand women ...
SWMBO runs my life for me.
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30AD, Jerusalem.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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To see what the Romans had done for them?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No - just to see who's hanging around...
This space for rent.
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I think it would be interesting to attend my own funeral ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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So...you know the exact date of your own demise? 
Although I suppose you could go far enough into the future to look up your own obituary, then go back to that date...
But my question is...what would you be trying to learn by attending your own funeral...? I think the risk is that, were it possible, it could fundamentally change what you think of some people, even closest friends and relatives...would you risk it?
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If your best friend did not go to your funeral would you go to theirs?
Oh, yes, I would definitely drag my rotting carcass to their funeral just to see everyone else freak out.
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I'm more like Woody Allen: I'm not afraid of dying - I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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I'd go way back to the moment life began on Earth. Not human life or dinosaurs or insects... the very first spark of life.
The Beer Prayer - Our lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, at home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillage as we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager, for ever and ever. Barmen.
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smoosh it and save everyone the hassle.
“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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honey the codewitch wrote: “The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
So go back to the Big Bang, and take one for the team...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Paradoxically, some of the bacteria you brought with you on that time machine could be that spark of life!
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Hmmmm,
sasadler wrote: Paradoxically, some of the bacteria you brought with you on that time machine could be that spark of life!
Would that make all of the life decended from @Mike-Mullikin Mulligans?
Best Wishes,
-David Delaune
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I'd go into the future but the way things are going, there's not much future left.
I'd probably avoid the past.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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I want to see what there was before the big bang. 
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Then you find out your time machine divides by zero, and you're stranded there. Well done, Marc...
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dandy72 wrote: Then you find out your time machine divides by zero, and you're stranded there.
Well, if it's a double, I don't get an exception, I get infinity! How fitting, haha.
> double a = 0.0;
> double b = 1.0;
> double c = b / a;
> c
∞
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Before the movie starts there is just popcorn and silly commercials.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Sorry guys, i'll be bit sentimental... This is my very personal confession...
I'd like to move into the future where there's a medicine for my brother's illness. Then i'll back to 2003 to bring it to my brother...
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Go back to my 20s and have a lot more sex.
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Quote: be present as an invisible observer
Sounds weird.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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I didnt read that far...
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Here's an important twist: Are you allowed to come back, or is this a one-way trip?
Would be interesting to see how people's answer would be different if that condition was introduced. I'd bet most people would think a lot harder about that choice, and that some would prefer not to go anywhere at all, despite what they think about their current circumstances...
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