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Yours sister in the lord
Even more trustworthy than regular Christian chums! And the extra 's' in 'yours' is a sign of humility.
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The image i get when I see those words are a big fat guy sitting behind a computer in his underwear, scratching his ass while munching on a hot pocket that he bought with money from the last sucker he bled money from.
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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You should make sure your webcam doesn't spontaneously turn on, then.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Well, we can't all be perfect.
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I had a "nigerian prince" send me something similar. The message included something along the lines of "or have your agent in London contact the bank..." and I replied that my agent in London will be happy to contact the bank so give me their address and I will send him over. I actually had an agent in London. He was a member of my mod team at the time.
I received no reply.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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They sure have a lot of princes!
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Prince(s) of thieves.
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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Especially for a country that is not a monarchy. Apparently it is a self-appointed position.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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My agent's name in London is Bond. James Bond.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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#realJSOP wrote: My agent's name in London is Bond. James Bond.
Does that mean that he is insubordinate, drinks like a fish, chases after anything in a skirt, and can be relied on to destroy any high-tech gear that he is issued?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Precisely.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Quote: Does that mean that he is insubordinate, drinks like a fish, chases after anything in a skirt, and can be relied on to destroy any high-tech gear that he is issued? You're just saying that to make me jealous!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Lee Iacocca died last year in July and his net worth checks out, so this seems legit.
As for the second, I wouldn't doubt a Christian, they have strong moral beliefs so you can trust her.
Good luck with all the money you're going to get
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Watch out, it does not mention a Nigerian prince anywhere so I would be very careful with it.
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How lucky is that! You get an email from someone you've never heard of, offering a huge sum of money - and all you have to do is give them all your bank and personal ID details.
I guess you've already handed in your notice and bought a villa on the beach in Barbados.
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Noooo! Uncle Lee died? No wonder I never got a Christmas card from him this year...
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Did you get that as an email or in the US Mail. I actually received one of these (not Lee Iacocca) in the US Mail one time.
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email
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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If doing your crossword is making you depressed, should you try not to get 2 Down?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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or 2 across
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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this joke made me cross.
Real programmers use butterflies
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You're being cryptic again ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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i was just making a worse pun about a bad pun. don't mind me, i didn't even remove my coat.
Real programmers use butterflies
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Explaining jokes ...
"Cryptic" as in "CCC" - "Cryptic Crossword Clue" ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Get a clue!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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