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Actually it's the "eat right and give a damn about exercise" which are the scams 
Other than that, the only thing that comes to mind is this[^], but take care: you might be losing more than weight! 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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I happened to stumble across this article[^] when answering another post, and it happens to have a list of diets at the end. While all of them include exercise, it's typically not the go and sweat at the gym for 2+ hours a day - taking extended walks, a bit of biking or swimming is typically all that's required. And if you don't care for either, get yourself a dog! This will give you an additional motivation to go out for a walk and you won't feel lonely 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Is an Orchid a child that mines for minerals?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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No it is a monster!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Only when you can't see it ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Don't petal that nonsense here! An ORkid is boolean spawn !
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I don't get your Thought of the day most of the times.
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Wow man, I dig that you rose to the occasion for that one.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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OriginalGriff wrote: a child that mines for minerals
One NUM to rule them all,
one NUM to enlist them
One NUM to strike them all,
and in the darkness bind them
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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He left it on top of the car. It flew off into the middle of the closest intersection. We left shortly after he did and hubby spied it so I reached out and grabbed it off the road. It looked like it had been run over.
He was able to recover the hard drive, but that's it, and I consider him fortunate in that regard.
He spends $2000 on laptops, and I keep telling him, cap it at like $500-$700, and get a nice computer at home. Stuff happens to laptops.
I spent $4500 on one way back when IBM still made thinkpads, and it was their bleeding edge at the time. I used it as a dev machine.
I got out of a cab and it flew out of my (for some reason unzipped) bag and crashed onto the pavement smashing the backlights and the hard drive. This is after it had been stolen and recovered mind you.
Never again.
Don't let your relatives do this. It can only end in tears.
Real programmers use butterflies
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I only buy a high-end laptop every four years or so and use it for everything. I plain refuse to synch a laptop and desktop so that I'll have what I need when not at home. I'm lazy and don't want to spend the time to set it up to make it reasonably transparent. And I make do with my laptop's screen too! Many here may find it amusing or insane, but I don't find it all that limiting. A laptop has never been a problem, though an employer-supplied one got stolen in 1999, in Sweden of all places.
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I mean, I used to feel that way, but then I've had two stolen, and two broken, and seen it happen to way too many other people. Maybe I've just been unlucky, but if my bad luck holds I think I'll stick to the laptop/desktop combo. 
Real programmers use butterflies
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If your bad luck holds, you'll have a broken laptop and desktop! 
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Okay that's fair. My linux install is hosed on my desktop as it is. it's halfway to broke.
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Well, thanks for warning me off that! I assume Linux in a VM would be a lot safer?
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yeah that's what I'll do next time.
i'm thinking of running a hypervisor instead of a "real" OS, but failing that, I'd probably run Win7 as my primary just because it runs even if the computer its on is being dragged behind a truck.
Real programmers use butterflies
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honey the codewitch wrote: My linux install is hosed on my desktop as it is. it's halfway to broke.
Isn't that the default setting for Linux?
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger
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And put an accidental damage protection warranty on it so when it gets dropped and destroyed it's covered.
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Sure, depending on how much your laptop travels around. But I don't buy insurance for consumer goods that I can self-insure. After all, the insurance underwriter expects to make a profit. About the only things I'll insure are a house or vehicle.
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honey the codewitch wrote: He left it on top of the car
Made the same mistake with my phone. Twice. And came to same conclusion : only cheap phones now.
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Rage wrote: Made the same mistake with my phone. Twice.
Once is a mistake.
Twice is insurance fraud.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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OriginalGriff wrote: Twice is insurance fraud deep stupidity.
FTFY.
/edit : Is your phone insured ?
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Rage wrote: honey the codewitch wrote: He left it on top of the car
Made the same mistake with my phone. Twice. And came to same conclusion : only cheap phones now. get a convertible and leave the top down
FTFY.
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Much worse! I left my coffee on top of the car so I could move some things off a seat. It pops off to the ground and the lid disengages. All gone.
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That's really bad but just think, it could have been a beer.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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