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Who? The Klingons or the Mexicans?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Careful, that's a hot topic.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Guess I'm not "people", then.
Sure, I've gone to an online diary, but it's shared among exactly 3 devices... ALL MINE.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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I think the intent of writing has also change a bit.
Earlier it was keeping things way personal - whatever the case.
Now, most of the people don't hesitate sharing about their personal life socially.
On tech side, Handful write blogs/articles about what they learn or what to share but you get very few readers.
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That's hilarious.  
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Nah, I'm joking. It'll be Putin ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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There's a video of him playing ice hockey with pros and being allowed to score a goal. At least he skates as well or better than me, which is to say not that well. Later, he's skating along the boards, doesn't notice the carpet rolled out onto the ice, and does a face plant.
modified 26-Sep-20 18:17pm.
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Beer nuts for sale. $1.25 per bag.
Deer nuts are under a buck.
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Doe!!!
Sorry - can’t get the icon on my phone.
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Did you mean this? 🦌
Or this? 
The first one is a generic deer but looks like a doe because, well...
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The second one.
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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From The Telegraph today:
Quote: Murky weather, heavy balls and slower French Open conditions leave Rafael Nadal downbeat
So that's why he wears those tight shorts.
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But they must be too tight, because he's constantly picking his butt, probably because it's eating them.
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So long as I don't get stag with the bill, I won't horn in on your selections.
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I need a slow clap emoticon
cheers
Chris Maunder
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... that there are no canaries in the Canary Islands?
The same applies to the Virgin Islands as well – there are no canaries there either.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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I'd also heard that about canaries and the Canary Islands, so I finally decided to check[^]!
modified 26-Sep-20 18:15pm.
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Ok. But do they lay colored eggs and then hide them on Easter Island?
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Okay Griff - thanks for making me laugh 
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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And suddenly, she started screaming "Are you listening to me?".
Such a random way to start a conversation.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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You still get surprised?
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What? And then: "You know! That thing!" What thing ... ?
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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