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I’ve seen this a few times. Never fails to make me laugh.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I saw that years ago, and it never gets old! Thanks for posting it! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Why don't you take the whiskey to them, maybe they can enjoy a moment too? 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Do they do fractional distillation by cooling? You can convert your 40% alcohol whiskey to 60% ... or even higher!
Best of all - you don't need to supply the ice!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Already thought it was chilly when we passed Bremen on our holiday 
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Cp-Coder wrote: If they will chill my whiskey for me
I've seen a restaurant ad that listed "whiskey soup, with H2O croutons"  as part of their lunch menu.
Since the freezing point of ethanol is 159K, these guys could serve you liquid H2O with whiskey croutons.
Of course, I don't know how easy or safe it would be to drink. The whiskey croutons are cold enough to possibly freeze the liquid H2O before you could drink it.
Software Zen: delete this;
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It normally takes me 6 to 8 hours to do a clean install with all apps of any Windows system, but 11 caught me by surprise. No, it was not the fault of Windows that it took some 20 hours of blood sweat, tears and speaking in tongues. It was my inexperience with installation of two IDEs: IntelliJ Idea that I use for JavaFx projects and Android Studio that I use for Android Kotlin projects.
I also installed Visual Studio but since I have done VS dozens of times, it was a breeze. But I have only done IntelliJ once before. Same for Android Studio. Make no mistake, both these IDEs installed and ran like a breeze, until I tried to build and run some thirty little projects that I have done over time. That is when I got some error messages that took time, research and patience (not my strong suit) to figure out.
By the time I got everything to work, it was some two days and part of the nights gone! But the enormous sense of accomplishment made the long hours worth while!
And in the process I learnt a great deal about those two IDEs that will probably be very worth while in the future. Now I will take a strong coffee, thanks! ![Java | [Coffee]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Do I feel a detailed CodeProject article coming?
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Spooky
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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Isn't the image for "Trick and Treat" wrong? shouldn't it just be the squiggle for the mouth, without either eye?
Keep Calm and Carry On
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It is missing the "Trick NOT Treat"
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Say what? NOT is a unary operator...
Software Zen: delete this;
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Even before I posted, I knew someone might notice that, but I though that "Trick AND NOT treat" does not sound as good so, I posted that and hoped that readers would imply the AND like many times many people imply words in phrases.
I guess I will not be able to use the "Theses are not the droids your looking for" trick on you 
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Software Zen: delete this;
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I caught that, too. Why not
TRICK OR NOT TREAT
?
You will be tricked and never receive a treat.
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We can list all possible combinations (negating only the first word in one row, then only the second in another) but, in my reply to the OP, I thought that having two words would not sound as good so I deliberately put my hand on the unary operator trap and hoped readers would fill the blank 
PS: Sorry for the delayed reply but my ten year old motherboard got bust and had to replace it (for a nine year old  )
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See also: The Insider News[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Note: Not all devices running Windows 10 are eligible to receive a Windows 11 upgrade. See the Windows 11 device specifications for upgrade requirements and supported features. Certain features require additional hardware.
Installing Windows 11 media on a PC that does not meet the Windows 11 minimum system requirements is not recommended and may result in compatibility issues. If you proceed with installing Windows 11 on a PC that does not meet the requirements, that PC will no longer be supported and won't be entitled to receive updates. Damages to the PC due to lack of compatibility aren't covered under the manufacturer warranty.
at your own risk
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Quote: A simple registry hack is all that stands between you and its latest OS.
Let it stand there...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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