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39. Never hate anyone. Today's foe may become a colleague tomorrow.
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so that's why some people get so pale when I ask them where we have met before...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Some people - even colleagues - are like Slinkies.
Completely useless except to bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Hmmph! Slinkies are much more useful! Lotta things you can do with them. And that's not counting the oversize ones we had in the hall in high school physics. Twintw feet of loose spring to study waves.
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I like more the alternative version:
Be careful whose foot you step on today, it might be able to kick your ass tomorrow.
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Never say Never. Almost everytime. Never becomes hmm did that just happen?
Also, Never say everytime or always! Sure as certain it won't
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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Slow Eddie wrote: nothing is ever bad as it seems
You must never have had a dog die on you.
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- There is no wisdom to be found in chat rooms…
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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0. There is even less wisdom to be found in chat rooms frequented by developers and engineers. Pedanticism? Of course. Insults? Sometimes. Wisdom? Meh... 
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Slow Eddie wrote: 51. People who ride bicycles in motorized traffic are asking for broken bones
Just wanted to say that sometimes those people, like me, don't have a choice but to ride in traffic because the (kilometers long) bike lane is (all) occupied with parked cars.
Besides, traffic rules in my country (Portugal) dictate that, when there is no bike lane, we must ride in traffic because we are basically compared scooters with just two differences: 1- we do not require any license because we have no engine/motor or it is limited to 25km/h; 2- we must ride in the rightmost 50cm of the rightmost lane of the direction we want.
Slow Eddie wrote: Taking their children with them is Child Abuse.
I totally agree.
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Take a bus, cab, Lyft. or Uber. It will considerably less expensive, in the long run, than broken hip surgery.
It's the bicycle riders that don't feel the traffic laws apply to them, that aggravates motorists the most.
Also you guys are difficult to see, too slow to keep up with the flow, and if god forbid, a car does run into you, it will be the motorist who is found to be at fault, even if it is the bicycle rider who caused the accident by failing to obey traffic laws.
I can not tell you how many times I have had to pull into another lane to pass the same cyclist, because I stop for traffic signals and the cyclist does not, pulling ahead of me.
Finally, many cyclists ride in the dark, wearing dark colored clothes, with no light of any kind. Those guys, in my opinion, are just plain suicidal.
Sorry to vent on you, as I am sure you don't do those kind of things. Please be careful when you are out there.
ed
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Slow Eddie wrote: It's the bicycle riders that don't feel the traffic laws apply to them, that aggravates
That aggravates me too. Sometimes I wish I could catch them and slap the idiot out of them. Unfortunately, it is not only bicycle riders that think like that here but also some pedestrians, skaters, car/truck/bus drivers, etc.
In fact, I wish I could do this to them  Slap Countdown - YouTube[^]
Slow Eddie wrote: Take a bus, cab, Lyft. or Uber
I ride a bicycle for exercise, as health issues prevent me from doing other types of exercise that would keep me away from the streets, like running. I try to keep myself on the bicycle lane but there are always some idiot(s) parked on it. More than once, I was almost ran over by idiots that turn suddenly (without signaling) into the bicycle lane to park there.
Slow Eddie wrote: Also you guys are difficult to see
I have my lights always on, even during the day as required by law (same as scooters), wear light colors during the day and a fluorescent yellow jacket starting at dusk or before dawn.
Slow Eddie wrote: too slow to keep up
Actually, many times I have to ding-ding them to move 
Slow Eddie wrote: even if it is the bicycle rider who caused the accident by failing to obey traffic laws
Here in Portugal, this would be the riders fault and he would most likely have to pay a fine, pay for all the damages and, if he has a drivers license, points would be reduced from his drivers license (and if it gets to zero or less points, he has his license revoked)
Slow Eddie wrote: I can not tell you how many times I have had to pull into another lane to pass the same cyclist, because I stop for traffic signals and the cyclist does not, pulling ahead of me.
I am not very fit (many cyclists ride faster than me) yet, strangely, this already happened to me too 
Slow Eddie wrote: many cyclists ride in the dark, wearing dark colored clothes, with no light of any kind
Yep. If I was a cop I would earn my monthly pay giving tickets to just one of those. The ticket values are the same as for a scooter/car driver so, for the infractions of : 1- not visible (clothes) ; 2- not visible (reflectors) ; 3- no lights or lights not conformant with the law ; 4- not riding on the rightmost 50cm of the lane ; 5- riding in opposite direction of the street direction (see this one and the next a lot) ; 6- and riding on the sidewalk. I do not remember the values for the others but for number 5 alone is €960 (almost got a ticket for this once because I missed the sign that was covered by a tall truck parked on the sidewalk in the corner of the intersection).
Slow Eddie wrote: Sorry to vent on you
No problem.
Maybe we just found another thing for the list: - slap idiots (when nobody is looking)
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A great list! can I suggest this one?
"Someone who treats the waitstaff badly is not a good person. (This is true EVERY time.)"
[ Thanks to Dave Barry. I think he said it ]
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One of the few jobs I have never had, is being a waiter. New Orleans, being a city full of great restaurants, waiters are, for the most, part treated better.
There are some waiters who treat the guests like they are doing them a favor, deserve to be treated badly. 
I do, however. agree with you wholeheartedly.
ed
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A great list, which I totally agree with...
However, one thing I have also learned in American business... "Sh*t always floats to the top..."
Also...
"Violence may be the last resort of the incompetent but sometimes it is the only thing left to you..."
"Anything political during your development efforts will always turn a project into garbage..."
"Religion is merely an endeavor to convince people to believe in the absurd..."
"Women are more intelligent than men but never credited for it. That is why we have so many wars..."
"Humans always live up to the concept that was attributed to Einstein... The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits..."
Steve Naidamast
Sr. Software Engineer
Black Falcon Software, Inc.
blackfalconsoftware@outlook.com
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I agree with most of your lines, but one.
I go with a saying I heard attributed to Descartes,Paraphrased here. "The wise man believes in God. If God does not exist, you've lost nothing. If he does you have everything to gain."
ed
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The problem here is, one cannot simply believe for the sake of a possible deity...
Steve Naidamast
Sr. Software Engineer
Black Falcon Software, Inc.
blackfalconsoftware@outlook.com
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@SlowEddie Wrote
Quote: Money can’t make you happy. It can, however, remove a lot of the things that make you unhappy.
Here is a little different take on that idea
Money can't make you happy, the least it can do is let you suffer in comfort
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ed
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Fixed it for you...
Violence is the last first resort of the incompetent.
Bond
Keep all things as simple as possible, but no simpler. -said someone, somewhere
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Transport huge quantities of coffee to the urinal.
Source: Dilbert
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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The word urinal appeared in a Dilbert cartooon?!
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