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ElectronProgrammer13-Nov-21 10:37
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Randor 13-Nov-21 11:17
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GeneralI feel like hot stuff right now. Pin
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Eddy Vluggen12-Nov-21 13:42
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GeneralIt's not my fault, but since November is call Microsoft names month... Pin
charlieg12-Nov-21 12:56
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Eddy Vluggen12-Nov-21 13:43
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charlieg15-Nov-21 10:19
charlieg15-Nov-21 10:19 
yup. But I swear, the Microsoft clowns are so far behind it's comical. Example: those clowns updated some drivers on my laptop (even though the settings was "dont update drivers (your stability may suffer)". The update reset things to the defaults and they updated the drivers anyway.

Many BSODs later....

Have you ever seen the QRC code on the BSOD screen? It's supposed to take you to help. Try it on your phone sometime. It will get you to a page that says "You are in a helicopter." Factually correct, but totally useless.

I have NEVER seen repair fix anything.

Required reference below. I really think Ron White could work with this as a segway of "You can't fix stupid."

Quote:
A helicopter with a pilot and a single passenger was flying around above Seattle when a malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's navigation and communications equipment.

Due to the darkness and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to get back to the airport.

The pilot saw a tall building with lights on and flew toward it, the pilot had the passenger draw a handwritten sign reading, "WHERE AM I?", and hold it up for the building's occupants to see.

People in the building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window.

Their sign said, "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely.

After they were on the ground, the passenger asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position.

The pilot responded, "I knew that had to be the Microsoft support building, they gave me a technically correct but entirely useless answer."

Charlie Gilley

“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759

Has never been more appropriate.

GeneralRIP: Graeme Edge, 'The Moody Blues' :( Pin
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Slow Eddie13-Nov-21 2:39
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PraiseEureka! I was stewing on a rant I made here and it clicked! Pin
honey the codewitch12-Nov-21 5:47
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