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Programmer's Joke
!false
Its funny because its true.
// TODO: Insert something here Top ten reasons why I'm lazy
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Reminds me of this code someone did few months ago (I wish this was only a joke)
bool condition;
viewmodel.AllowSomething = !condition == true ? false : true;
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Put something like that in your code to prove that it has been stolen from you when you find it out in the wild.
Religious freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make five.
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In my open source projects I've been known to bury silly comments deep in the source to make astute reviewers question my sanity.
// The moon landing was faked. It is cheese.
Check out my IoT graphics library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/gfx
And my IoT UI/User Experience library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/uix
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That would explain the 15ish lines I found that were setting up like they were gonna pitch something to the db but then never even opened the connection or sent anything on it.
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I hope conditon is initialized elsewhere or has a default.
condition definitely needs a better name, too.
condition is likely calculated as a “false” condition which drives me crazy.
And none of these is what you are complaining about!
(scratch everything to the right of the == including the ==)
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Visual FA is the project I've most enjoyed in C# in recent years. But it's finished.
Not only is it finished, it's fairly polished. It slices and dices state machines, you can render them to graphs, to and from regular expressions, and analyze them in a myriad of ways. You can generate (optionally dependency free) matching code with them, or compile directly to an assembly. The matchers can stream from TextReaders or match off strings.
I have nowhere else to go with it. It has been a long time since I've truly stuck a pin in a project as "completed for the foreseeable future" but after like 5 articles and 2 tips, plus the code itself and it's associated nuget packages I have nothing left to do.
I'm glad. But I also wish there was more for me to do. I really enjoyed this project.
Check out my IoT graphics library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/gfx
And my IoT UI/User Experience library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/uix
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honey the codewitch wrote: Visual FA
To those of us on the eastern side of the pond, that is quite funny.
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I picked something unfortunate eh?
Well, oh well. Too late to change it now.
Check out my IoT graphics library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/gfx
And my IoT UI/User Experience library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/uix
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No, it's fine. It is just that over here when asked a question such as, "What is the government doing about X?", a common answer would be "F*** all", meaning nothing. It is sometimes euphemistically stated as "(Sweet) Fanny Adams" or "Felicity arkwright". And "FA" is a common contraction, so Visual FA could be vapourware. 
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I gotcha. I like the way that turned out.  I actually use the expression myself but have never seen it abbreviated so it just wasn't on my radar.
Check out my IoT graphics library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/gfx
And my IoT UI/User Experience library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/uix
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Richard, Thanks for explaining this!  I'll try to use that in a sentence at dinner tonight. Cheerio!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
"Hope is contagious"
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I wish I understood a word you typed.
modified 3-May-24 5:19am.
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Is there some sort of overview doc as to why you wrote this and what problems you are solving?
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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Wordle 1,049 3/6
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Greens 🍏 only on the last row.
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Wordle 1,049 2/6*
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"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
MessageBox.Show(!string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(_signature)
? $"This is my signature:{Environment.NewLine}{_signature}": "404-Signature not found");
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Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. -Frederick Nietzsche
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Ok, I have had my coffee, so you can all come out now!
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