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What would you like for Christmas this year?

Survey period: 23 Dec 2019 to 30 Dec 2019

Assuming you celebrate the holiday and all the over-indulgence specified in the documentation.

OptionVotes% 
A pay rise26942.36
More play / family / friends time (or just more sleep!)22936.06
Free time at work to experiment with new technology24538.58
Sensible deadlines and a reduction of stress14122.20
The ability to instantly master any framework or language thrown my direction18028.35
Better tools for my job8313.07
A new boss, manager, colleagues, office or job.8212.91
An end to lazy people making their problems your problems12419.53
An internet that values helpfulness and honesty over criticism and fantasy20432.13
Other578.98
Respondents were allowed to choose more than one answer; totals may not add up to 100%



 
GeneralWrong percent calculations in poll Pin
poLedu30-Dec-19 21:53
MemberpoLedu30-Dec-19 21:53 
GeneralI do this survey every year buy nothing happens.. lol Pin
Swinkaran29-Dec-19 12:41
professionalSwinkaran29-Dec-19 12:41 
GeneralWorld peace Pin
Vikram A Punathambekar28-Dec-19 7:53
MemberVikram A Punathambekar28-Dec-19 7:53 
GeneralRe: World peace Pin
KarstenK28-Dec-19 8:20
mveKarstenK28-Dec-19 8:20 
GeneralCourage ... Pin
BillWoodruff27-Dec-19 2:00
mveBillWoodruff27-Dec-19 2:00 
GeneralCelebration with kids at orphanage home Pin
Schatak25-Dec-19 21:34
professionalSchatak25-Dec-19 21:34 
GeneralI'd like to level up and understand NFA regex and LL(k) parsing (computing First/Follow for k>1) Pin
honey the codewitch25-Dec-19 2:10
mvahoney the codewitch25-Dec-19 2:10 
GeneralSurprised how much my answer changed... Pin
Anonymee24-Dec-19 11:06
professionalAnonymee24-Dec-19 11:06 
GeneralCListCtrl Pin
Nagy Vilmos24-Dec-19 3:00
professionalNagy Vilmos24-Dec-19 3:00 
GeneralRe: CListCtrl Pin
OriginalGriff24-Dec-19 5:07
mveOriginalGriff24-Dec-19 5:07 
GeneralRe: CListCtrl Pin
Nagy Vilmos27-Dec-19 0:05
professionalNagy Vilmos27-Dec-19 0:05 
GeneralRe: CListCtrl Pin
Ravi Bhavnani24-Dec-19 12:30
professionalRavi Bhavnani24-Dec-19 12:30 
GeneralRe: CListCtrl Pin
Vikram A Punathambekar28-Dec-19 7:55
MemberVikram A Punathambekar28-Dec-19 7:55 
GeneralOther: sleep Pin
iskSYS23-Dec-19 22:13
professionaliskSYS23-Dec-19 22:13 
GeneralGood health Pin
Ravi Bhavnani23-Dec-19 13:34
professionalRavi Bhavnani23-Dec-19 13:34 
GeneralRe: Good health Pin
Jacquers23-Dec-19 21:45
MemberJacquers23-Dec-19 21:45 
GeneralRe: Good health Pin
BillWoodruff24-Dec-19 1:39
mveBillWoodruff24-Dec-19 1:39 
GeneralAll I want for Christmas... Pin
OriginalGriff23-Dec-19 7:26
mveOriginalGriff23-Dec-19 7:26 
GeneralI would also like to ask for Pin
Simon_Whale23-Dec-19 6:57
professionalSimon_Whale23-Dec-19 6:57 
GeneralRe: I would also like to ask for Pin
Eek Ten Bears24-Dec-19 3:43
MemberEek Ten Bears24-Dec-19 3:43 
Hell Yeah brother! Lets light the burning torches, sharpen the pitchforks, and march on the infrastructure guys and reclaim our admin rights!

Why?...Need I really explain - but here's a typical conversation between an applications developer and an infrastructure guy:

"Please can I have a new user group set up to use in this new app? It'll save us both time in the long run"

"Raise a ticket"

"But you take weeks responding to tickets and then you do it wrong twice before getting it right and then I'll have forgotten the context of all of this and it'll take a day of reading back over notes to see why I wanted it in the first place. Oh and my ticket will have breached because Finance are waiting for their app or it will be un-secure because that intern they had has moved onto marketing but still has access because we are controlling things at user level...."

"Raise a ticket"

"Look I can create the user group myself if I had rights to log in as admin anymore, it will take 5 minutes at most, if I raise a ticket that will take me 20 minutes to do, 20 minutes for you to process and 5 minutes to actually do the work. Even if you do it right away."

"Raise a ticket"

"You could have done it by this time if you had actually done it"

"Raise a ticket"

"Look I'll even credit your work in our change request register, you will have an audit trail for it"

"Raise a ticket"

"You could even spin off a function in the ticketing system to create service request ticket for you on the back of us creating a task against the change request...that'll work really well...and be kinda fun..."

"Raise a ticket"

"ok"
GeneralFor the first time in years... Pin
Marc Clifton23-Dec-19 3:52
mvaMarc Clifton23-Dec-19 3:52 
GeneralRe: For the first time in years... Pin
Gary Wheeler24-Dec-19 3:18
MemberGary Wheeler24-Dec-19 3:18 
GeneralI want Griff's Rep points! Pin
Johnny J.23-Dec-19 2:16
professionalJohnny J.23-Dec-19 2:16 
GeneralIt's not a holiday I observe, BUT Pin
W Balboos, GHB23-Dec-19 2:08
mveW Balboos, GHB23-Dec-19 2:08 
GeneralAll of the above and a few more things. Pin
GKP199222-Dec-19 20:09
professionalGKP199222-Dec-19 20:09 

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