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It is because our Nigerian born baby eating communist president gave all the gold in Fort Knox to Chinese industrial spies working for Al Qaeda.
^ I've pieced that together from several different news reports. 
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And you got those news reports from the Internet, so they must be true!
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Seriously?[^]
If anyone had ever been to Hull they would know that the words Hull and Culture are not often seen in the same sentence.
(Unless that sentence is something like "Hull has no culture"
I want those of you who have never been to Hull to imagine a grimy, run down fishing port town that has mass unemployment, no class, no style.
Where people are miserable and impoverished and education is frowned upon.
There is no ambition nor civic pride and it is inhabited by druggies, alcoholics, single mothers and there bastard offspring, all of whom rely upon benefits and handouts.
The only Art in Hull is Graffiti.
It is a shithole, worse even that Luton!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: worse even that Luton!
Now I know you are lying!
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Dalek Dave wrote: it is inhabited by druggies, alcoholics, single mothers and there bastard offspring, all of whom rely upon benefits and handouts.
Unfortunately that fits far too many towns in this country nowadays.
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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Aye, lad. Crawley is but one of many.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Come on - tell us what you really think!
I've been to Hull and back twice - once to visit The Deep - I was working at another aquarium at the time and was asked to check out the opposition.
The other time was to take my daughter to look around the university as she was thinking of going there - luckily she chose to go to Liverpool, my own Alma Mater (and our home town).
Nothing I saw makes me anxious to make a third visit.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Seriously?
I was pretty sure it would go to Hull - look at the competition.
Leicester - it's a pleasant (if you like cities) city with a lot of history. Met some good people from there.
Dundee - Been there, nothing special. Has dolphins, which is a plus.
Swansea - As Dylan Thomas said: "It's a pretty, sh*tty city". I leave out the comma.
Dundee and Swansea aren't in England, so they stood no chance - NI got it last time. Worse, Dundee might not even be in the UK in 2017...
And Hull? It has no discernable culture so it had to win, if only to persuade the locals that mooning each other outside the pub is "cultural"
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And they say the Humber bridge is the only bridge that goes from nowhere to nowhere.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Dalek Dave wrote: If anyone had ever been to Hull they would know that the words Hull and Culture are not often seen in the same sentence.
Isn't culture the convex hull of living together? 
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It could have been Dundee!
speramus in juniperus
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That would have been really funny - "UK City of Culture 2017" is not actually in the UK in 2017 if the vote goes against Cameron... 
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Mmmm, The Who recorded a live album there (in the city hall?) and it went wrong what we got was Live At Leeds. Also I bet there are a few 'cultures' growing in the a city of Alcoholics & Druggies. It from your description has a style 'Chav' (pass the Burberry!)
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On the upside, they do have Kingston Telecom, or KTL, or whatever they are called now.
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Quote: Hull has been named as the UK City of Culture 2017
I know the US is in a time zone behind the UK; however, it's still 2013 in the US. How did we get 4 years behind?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: How did we get 4 years behind?
Practice.
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I don't want to get to 4 years behind, I want to get to Carnegie Hall, how do I get there?
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Sleep with Simon Cowell?
speramus in juniperus
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I just threw up in my mouth a little... 
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So the audition went well...
speramus in juniperus
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I don't suppose they mean lactobacillus acidophiles; but from what you've all said it's probably closer than the culture you'd find in New York, London, or Paris.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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London and Paris are steeped in culture, they are the Rome and Athens of civilisation.
The Natural History Museum, The Globe Theatre, Covent Garden Opera House, Sadlers Wells. Royal Albert Hall, Shakespear in the Park etc etc etc!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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...and even Luton has at least one decent pub?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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We have one near here like that, the city of Needles, CA. The only reason they called it Needles is because nobody there knew how to spell 'hypodermic.' It has everything - poverty, drugs, unemployment, welfare, crime. About the only thing it lacks is a second 's' after its name.
Will Rogers never met me.
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