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Rambo: First Coffee of the day
He wanted some but they locked him up - caffeine withdrawal did the rest 
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Morgengrauen
aka MORNING TERROR!
Which is what happens when your coffee machine has more than one button and you've just left the bed...
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The coffee time machine
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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This was first year for me and I am awarded CodeProject MVP 2015.
Thanks community and my readers for your support.
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Congrats dear...
I knew it
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Many congrats Sandeep. Keep contributing.
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Congratulation Sandeep 
With friendly greetings,
Eric Goedhart
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From a show on Canadian TV, where a black comedian said he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President. He played the sax. He smoked weed. He had his way with ugly white women
Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a cheque from the government every month."
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Manufacturers announced that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honour of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
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Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honour Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
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When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
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The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
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Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."
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They all once were. 
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Yes, having an intelligent man as president was terrible for Merka, wasn't it?
God forbid that anyone with a brain should get to do an important job.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: God forbid that anyone with a brain should get to do an important job
Don't you know the fable about the meeting of all human organs in the creation to decide who is the boss?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Just got the mail. This time I didn't expect mine because I didn't do very very much. This year onwards I'm going to publish articles too. Here before I said the same thing more than couple of times but this time at-least I have more than couple of articles in my drafts. Last year I have started an article for Android competition but after seeing the floods of articles at that time I just paused that one to make it better & different one(I know it's long time). And I have started a guide to save authorities but it'll take some time because I'm planning that as a bigger one.
OK now on MVPs .... Apart from regulars, I did expect few guys & they got the titles
@BillWoodruff - QA. I remember that last year PO'H did expect him
@RichardDeeming - I liked his forum posts always
@KornfeldEliyahuPeter - QA
@peterleow - One of few guys who forced me to pause my article
Great job everyone
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Congratulations
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Thanks a lot Sandeep
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Congratulations ! ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
«What we observe is not nature itself, but nature exposed to our method of questioning» Werner Heisenberg
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Congrats to the new guys, they and the regulars deserve the recognition that MVP bestows.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Congratulations to all MVPs..
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Thank you and congratulation!![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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Congratulations, and to all the others on the list, especially first-timers.
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Well done 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Overlooked again. 
Sometimes I think Chris doesn't give aimless drivel in the Lounge the respect it deserves. 
Congratulations to you BTW.
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Well, I wasn't expecting that! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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