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glennPattonWorking wrote: Hi All,
It's *****ing freezing here in the south west of the UK...mostly due to the fact I am shirt sleeves, forgot the nice thermal jumper I was wearing earlier in the week and T-shirt due to the fact my so called accurate watch has some how added 5 mins to itself and I ran this am to get the train... 
Shut up ya Whinging Pom, you don't know cold till you come to Australia in October and have a day drop below 20 Celsius. I mean I had to put a singlet on today. I don't mean under a shirt or anything, just put it on also needed to put the thongs on, the bottoms of my feet were freezing.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: Shut up ya Whinging Pom
Now you're back in form.
Done with the yearly sobbing and tear welling practice, ya poofter?
Good on ya!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Umm why does he need to put ladies undies on his feet? 
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You'd probably freeze just by thinking at the temperatures we have here on Winter
I mean, -5°C is pretty much the norm at midday, while in the night it drops to -18° and we had peaks of -26°. the sad part? Our houses (at least the onesw built when there was more common sense) are all built to withstand lower temperatues.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Yeah, well I spent several years doing chemical and core analysis on the North Slope, you haven't lived til you survived -60F (with out the wind chill)!
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glennPattonWorking wrote:Elephanting freezing [...]
FTFY!
And congratz on da new gig. Hope it works out!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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 Cheers
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So apparently lemons are not a naturally occurring fruit, it is bred from the sour orange and the citron. So it's not the product of evolution, but selective breeding.
So life didn't give us lemons.
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"
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It is a hybrid of the two but I think it may a natural one.
All the same, life doesn't give us lemons - supermarkets sell them to us at vastly inflated prices.
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Good job they're not supplied by Unilever. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Isn't selective breeding part of evolution, too?
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U. G. Leander wrote: Isn't selective breeding part of evolution, too?
Everything is until science decides something else makes more sense.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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At least it's not rocket science
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Well, it's hardly brain surgery[^], is it?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Doesn't work, "an error occurred" 
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Maybe it's geo-locked? Try this one[^] instead.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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U. G. Leander wrote: At least it's not rocket science
Indeed. Rocket destroys a salad whereas a slice of lemon goes very nicely in a G&T.
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Yup. You could call it "guided evolution", as it is only missing the random-generator.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Uuuh, that sounds too much like 'intelligent design' to me....
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Breeding would be a form of 'intelligent design'. The fact that people did it (not a God) makes one doubt that it could be 'intelligent' mayhaps.. that's why I said guided.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Mel Padden wrote: So life didn't give us lemons
On the other hand, it did give us bacon, so there's that. 
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"When life gives you lemons",
Buy some bacon instead.
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"
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Mel Padden wrote: When life gives you lemons
Make lemon party.
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Can't unsee that.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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