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So you're that guy.
I've been wondering. Every time I type
visudo I die a little inside.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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If I in real need I use gedit... Never liked vim, but found that those are used to it can be very effective, probably not that bad after all...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It is well made, it has its philosophy. Once you get along with that you can become productive because of the quality of realization.
There has been a time where my X window wouldn't work and I had to spend a lot of time trying installations and configurations. No network so I was stuck with CD 1, 2 and 3 of the various installations, bought along the magazines. Choices were EMACS and VIM... IMHO EMACS has a nice screen format, comfortable for an old user of MSDOS 5 edit but the commands are far too convoluted. With Vim basic operativity is faster to get, always IMHO.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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I started out with TECO on a PDP-11, very similar I suspect.
But for most of my work with OpenVMS I used -- and still use -- EDT, which is still a very simple editor. I have several macros defined that help me do things.
All proper editors have a line mode.
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V. wrote:
This thing had a text editor where you had to move the cursor by pressing ctrl and a key combination. This was for moving up and down, put in edit mode, remove letters, words or lines etc ...
If you ever used a typewriter you would understand what an amazing device this was..
V. wrote: And today I accidently ran into VIM
I think I might have an old typewriter I can send you.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Mike Hankey wrote: If you ever used a typewriter you would understand what an amazing device this was. Tell me about it.
I spent so much of my life with a blue pencil in hand that I literally ran to the hardware shop (there weren't any computer shops, at the time) to buy one of those new-fangled difference-engine thingies, the day I learned of text editors.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My first job my boss had me take a luggable (KayPro was the name, I think?) to Mexico on a job I was doing so I could write reports. I hated the damn thing and never used it, as I had told him I wouldn't...as I remember it weighed about 35lbs, but it was an amazing device for the time.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: Women are a labyrinth, my friend.
Which movie?
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The inside Job
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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How did you got my marriage video!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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My marriage avoidance video is your marriage video? This is getting complicated...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Marriage IS complicated
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Strange- I never had any complications with marriage .
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Now all know you never married...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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That's ok. I don't know wether it was Darwin or God who played that little prank on us, but whoever it was, I sure hope he finds it amusing. And I keep myself out of it.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Well actually it is a known fact it is our own fault (don't tell anyone!!)
Adam was running around in Eden and saw all the animals playing with their opposite sex and he felt lonely, so he asked God.
"God, sir, can't you build me a perfect mate to be with like the other animals have?"
And God replied:
"Sure thing Adam, I just need an eye, an ear and 5 ribs."
And Adam replied:
"What can you do with 1 rib?"
I'll get my coat...
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Oh, they really love it when I call them 'spare rib'.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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So when women eat spare ribs they are actually canibals !
Now this takes a weird turn
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Maze Runner[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Minotaur[^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Avijnata wrote: What women want. They usually don't know what they want themselves, but the do know that you are for some reason responsible for them not already having it and they want to have it right now.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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... and it'a all your fault.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Mine? Why? What have I done?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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'What'? Who talking about 'what'? It is you we are talking about and your fault!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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