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Rob Philpott wrote: who hadn't actually slipped in senility yet (or just mildly).
They'd still sling out better code than the young-uns.
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Marc Clifton wrote: things that I so often have not encountered with cough younger devs.
I think you meant to put the cough in a different place:
"...things that I so often have not encountered with younger (cough) devs."
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I think you meant to put the cough in a different place:
Good point!
Marc
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Are you by any chance using COBOL tools from MicroFocus? Just wondering. Nudge nudge, wink wink.
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Well, it wouldn't be him, it'd be the other dev he talked with. She is the COBOL dev.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Basildane wrote: Are you by any chance using COBOL tools from MicroFocus?
Me, no. I'll ask her though.
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: isciplines including good code structure, commenting practices, readability, maintainability, etc. Things that transcend the language
Are you trying to push some Methodology?
Are you writing a book or something?
Is this some lead up to you saying, "And now, introducing my book on Agile Scrum..."?
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raddevus wrote: saying, "And now, introducing my book on Agile Scrum..."?
I read that too fast and didn't see the "R" in "Scrum".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Is that new? I could've sworn I've never seen that "R" in there before (as in, ever)...
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raddevus wrote: Are you trying to push some Methodology?
I gave up on that a while back, and just started doing. The effect was:
1) profit
2) schedules met
3) fewer bugs, and easier to fix bugs
4) being told "wow, I can never go back to doing programming the way everyone else does it."
4 being a good thing.
Marc
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For my first job as a lieutenant in the Air Force, I was put in charge of a software team using COBOL to develop aerial port software (think FedEx for the Air Force). Of course I had never used COBOL in school and had never even seen it. The enlisted NCOs that worked for me took me under their wing and showed me how to develop using COBOL. I look back on those days fondly - it was a lot of fun and we did some great things with COBOL on an 80 character/25 line DOS-based GUI display. Not that I would give up .NET development and go back, but it sure was a fun time.
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Bring your headphones, and by the time you've untangled them you will have reached your destination.
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Well, they have to pay the Chinese factory 3 cents (including delivery) for each one, and they're allowed to make a little profit, aren't they?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not if you're travelling on a Southern train!
Who am I kidding? Southern don't do "trains" any more; they only do "excuses".
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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And "strikes".
Don't forget "strikes".
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No, the RMT do the strikes. Southern just do the excuses as to why they haven't resolved the dispute yet, and why there aren't any trains between the strikes.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Investment fund largely backing oil of tropical origin (9)
Slogans aren't solutions.
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PORTFOLIO
Investment fund
largely Most of
backing BACKWARDS
oil of tropical origin
OIL OF TROP
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Correctamundo.
Well done, sir.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Another good clue
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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How can I get good at multi-threading if I keep losing the thread?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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You have to plot it out on paper -- but don't lose the plot.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Concentrate and keep your mind focused - but don't lose your mind.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Go to your stores manager and ask for await.
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