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So true. I have witnessed, at close quarters, vastly superior software products completely failing to knock long established, industry standard piles of poo off their perches. Lots of people have lost lots of money trying.
We're philosophical about power outages here. A.C. come, A.C. go.
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There are already a number of open source apps that could replace SAP. I would suggest finding your favorite and contributing.
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: From this one table alone
That's because the backend was (or still is) implemented in COBOL! 
(Actually, it's probably true.  )
Marc
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Oh, you mean CBL1? 
Jeremy Falcon
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Just be happy. The place I worked last year was still using BPCS. Had to interface some data with it, and the field names you just showed were MODELS OF CLARITY in comparison to those in that heap of crap! FP. RBAS. And numerous others my brain purged in order to keep my sanity!
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Ok, fair enough. Thanks for making me feel better.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: if they can sell this, then in tech you apparently can pretty much shrink wrap and sell a turd to people who don't know any better
That appears to be the only de facto standard that really exists. I have seen enough money pits which better had been thrown away and rewritten 20 years ago, but everyone involved (including the customers) fear to lose all the time and money they put into them and bravely soldier on.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: using text fields for boolean logic
To be fair, a boolean isn't part of the ISO specification (Oracle, for example, doesn't have a boolean data type). So you either use a numeric type and restrict it to 0 and 1 or you use a text type and restrict it to Y and N. I've seen the Y/N a lot (although I don't agree with it). At least be glad they documented it properly!
What's more important, the average user will never see any of this.
What matters to them is that it works and gives them the functionality they need and somehow it does.
They don't care about your petty programmer problems like casting Y/N to booleans and keeping your data consistent without foreign keys.
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Real programmers don't need foreign keys!
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Real programmers also do their code tests in production.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Sander Rossel wrote: So you either use a numeric type and restrict it to 0 and 1 or you use a text type and restrict it to Y and N. I've seen the Y/N a lot (although I don't agree with it). At least be glad they documented it properly!
That are almost equivalent options, as you can do it with a simple binary AND. It helps reportization, especially if the clients are dumb (as with only enough processor to keep a connection to a main server), which was the standard topology at the times. then topology changed, but you must maintain compatibility with older databases. What do you do, change the background and add a layer of compatibility or realyze that Y/N are two bytes as much as 1/0?
In industial automation BTW the common patterns are 0xC0 and 0xC1 to encode 0 and 1.
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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Sander Rossel wrote: What's more important, the average user will never see any of this.
Exactly! That's why SAP makes so much money.
SAP is a well known ERP system. So when big companies setup ERP system they can only think of SAP.
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Sander Rossel wrote: Oracle, for example, doesn't have a boolean data type
To be fair, Oracle is one of the best sources of negative examples in the industry.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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And, like SAP, they make shitloads of money.
Larry Ellison is one of the top eight richest people in the world (who, together, have more money than half of the worlds population together).
Step 1. Do a sh*t job.
Step 2. ???
Step 3. Profit.
We can learn from these guys...
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These people demonstrate nothing but greed and laziness, which are two things that everyone learns as a toddler.
What we need is to stop rewarding people for providing garbage, but then where would the Kardashian's be?
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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No one ever got rich by being lazy.
They may be greedy (although Bill Gates is the biggest giver to charity ever), but they are not lazy.
Not to mention they took risks.
I also wouldn't go so far as to call their products garbage.
If they were in it just for the money they would never get this far.
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Long statement about Google, Mary Ann Davidson, and the pain of working with Oracle products.
Realized that I don't care, not worth kvetching over.
Oracle security chief to customers: Stop checking our code for vulnerabilities [Updated] | Ars Technica is worth the read for a laugh, if you're not familiar.
I do need to point out that while no one has ever gotten rich by being lazy, many people have gotten rich in spite of being lazy.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Nathan Minier wrote: worth the read for a laugh, if you're not familiar.
I know it 
I really dislike Oracle. Their lust for lawsuits, money and overall attitude is among the worst in the business and their flagship database is a horror to work with 
Nathan Minier wrote: many people have gotten rich in spite of being lazy
I guess some people get lucky...
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I reckon I can handle step 1 and 3. Could you please expand on step 2.
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Step 2 is to send me money
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At least SQL Server does have a bit data type that can be set to 1 or 0 which is closer to boolean.
No matter where you go, there you are...~?~
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Sander, we're all professionals here. No need to point out the obvious about it not being an ISO standard. However, it doesn't mean one shouldn't follow common best practices. I can list a handful of reasons why doing what they did is a bad idea for booleans, and any DBA worth his/her weight could too. I choose not to state the obvious however, unless it's asked.
Btw, the sky is blue. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: No need to point out the obvious about it not being an ISO standard
That wasn't so obvious to me.
I never knew until I needed to use Oracle instead of SQL Server.
Jeremy Falcon wrote: Btw, the sky is blue.
I'm looking outside and it looks more like black to me. Then again, it is 21:30 o' clock.
Were I in the Westland it would be yellowish (due to the many greenhouses that seem to set the sky alight).
I've been in cities where the color was grey.
Don't assume that whatever is obvious to you is obvious to others as well.
Or is that obvious advice? 
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Sander Rossel wrote: Or is that obvious advice?
Sure, but you assumed I had no idea what I was talking about and missed the point. Let me use an example, you say "hey" and then I say a 10 page essay on the origins of "hey"... because I just can't wait to tell someone what I know and/or read. Whether or not you know this already doesn't matter, I just want to say it.
That's the IT way man. I never asked or even pretended to not-know, you just assumed it when "correcting" or informing me. You can say that wasn't the premise and the idea is to inform the world at large, but I believe if that were the case you would've said so. Computer people just love assuming people are clueless man, lack of social skills.
Sander Rossel wrote: Were I in the Westland it would be yellowish (due to the many greenhouses that seem to set the sky alight).
Jeremy Falcon
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