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What kind of nut would you use when the first breaks at 50 and the second one at 25?
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50th -> broke
25th -> broke
What to do now?
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Yes, but we only have two nuts, so if it breaks on 50th and 25th, we've only got as far as knowing that it's somewhere between 1 and 24.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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I would guess that you are a developer... numbering floors from 0 to 99
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I'm a German where floors are counted starting at zero (the ground floor) and the first floor is one above. Only the Americans are calling the ground floor "first floor"
But you should not be astonished to meet some developers here
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Jochen Arndt wrote: But you should not be astonished to meet some developers here Visiting QA makes you forgot it sometimes...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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This looks good to me.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Science?
You do not state anything about how you drop them. Just fell out of hand, Throw them up in the air, throw them down extra hard?
Such much for your 'important scientific research'.....
You can make it break from floor 2 but it can stay unharmed when just simply dropping it from floor 25.
Furthermore. You project lacks of finance. To make any scientific research valuable you have to redo your testing. Better start elevating funding first.
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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You are clearly nor reading latest scientific news... If you would, you would also see that my research not only accurate, but very important and useful
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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How about sell both coconuts, buy a coffee.
Later (after the coffee) report back that' 'it's not 100.'
If asked why only 1 result the response is ',the same thing happened to both because, I wanted to be sure.'
While the above looks wrong, no lie has been told, and it was an easy way to get through a Monday morning.
BTW, here can be arrested for dropping anything off a higher floor (even just 1 floor up), "Killer Litter," a fine up to $5000 - more if someone nearby is almost hit, jail + even bigger fine if somebody is hit. Also can be arrested for dropping things even on the ground floor, fine up to $500. So sorry, $1/40 doesn't cover the risk - another reason my solution is best. (And yes, the coffee is that cheap, my usual haunt I would still have 40 cents left.)
Sin tack ear lol
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I think your solution not just good, but almost perfect... If you can get exchange the coconuts for a small cake...
And it is also a very scientific approach of our time...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: at what minimal high coconuts break. What substances have the experimenters ingested ?
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Didn't you saw the link at the bottom?!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Has anyone managed to get addins working in excel 2016 with VS 2015 community edition?
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Of course someone has.
Some people have even got ubuntu to work -- there's no end of inventiveness, in this world.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I see you have a sparking morning!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It's Monday!
Best day of the week!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yes, I have. Although not as inventive as MW, I have gotten it to work on a W10 VM running on a Ubuntu host. I could say more but my W10 VM is busy updating.
(only old people can do things like this)
Rules for playing Javascript frameworks.
1. You can't win.
2. You can't break even.
3. You can't get out of the game.
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Has anyone ever tried to test JavaScript?
Which testing framework to use... Jasmine, Intern, Mocha, QUnit, Cucumber... Wait, some can be customized with assert libraries such as should.js, expect.js or chai. Do they come with spy and mock libraries or do I need to setup Sinon.js, testdouble or JSMockito? And my test frameworks come with other plugins, such as reporters, as well.
So anyway, I've made my choice and set things up, now for the test runner... Karma, Wallaby, Ava, Chutzpah.
Now I also want Selenium, but that does not work in my test framework out of the box? I can use Nightwatch with Selenium and Karma with Nightwatch, or WebDriverIO with any test framework I like through some additional plugins, or a tool such as Chimp, Spectron or CodeceptJS that wrap WebDriverIO? But now I need even more plugins for both my test framework and my runner?
And I need even more frameworks to actually automate my tests? Grunt or Gulp, alright...
So let me get this straight, I need at least an automation tool, four or five frameworks, a couple of additional libraries and a shitload of plugins just so I can write and automate some tests?
Choice is good, but this is insane!
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I was under the impression that actually testing JavaScript is against everything it stands for.
(donning flame-proof clothes)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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No, JavaScript is against everything the free and civilized world stands for.
It is the chosen language of terrorists, Hitler and communism.
Unfortunately, like the one ring, it has the power to corrupt people and programming projects and so we still use it to this day.
Testing it is still fine though
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"Test" and "release" are javascript keywords for the same function.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I always test my JS code... Run it on customers machine...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I never test my JavaScript, when it breaks I just tell my customer to upgrade their browser.
If they're already on the newest browser I tell them to upgrade their OS.
If they're already on the newest OS I tell them to upgrade their hardware.
If, after all that time, still no one has fixed the bug and did an update on production I put them through to customer support.
No way they'll ever escape from customer support, it's a fool proof system
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