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Let's hear all about it.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Or it could be that I doubt any politicians made a lunar landing because of their excessive drinking habit? Just saying... 
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What's keeping you from being "that guy"?
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Moral fibre?
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OriginalGriff wrote: Moral fibre?
Does this get you faster internet?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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No, but you are quicker in the bath in the morning since you can still look in the mirror.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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No - but it transforms your bowel movements from 'regular' to 'good and regular'. 
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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CodeWraith wrote: We used to have more interesting characters around here. Can't someone post something about their excessive drinking habits
I was planning too over the 4 day long weekend we had. Busy during the days doing nothing important and in the first three nights I had 15 litres of beer so got wrapped up watching sport and movies.
The fourth day I spent doing the things I should have done the rest of the weekend.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: Busy during the days doing nothing important and in the first three nights I had 15 litres of beer so got wrapped up watching sport and movies.
Huh, drinking beer and watching sport in hthe weekend is not important???
You can be forgiven if that sport was [wobbly ball] cricket but hey it's footy season.
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Lopatir wrote: Huh, drinking beer and watching sport in hthe weekend is not important???
The drinking and sports/movies were at night.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: was planning too over the 4 day long weekend we had. Busy during the days doing nothing important and in the first three nights I had 15 litres of beer so got wrapped up watching sport and movies.
The fourth day I spent doing the things I should have done the rest of the weekend.
So you had finally turned the beer into piss??
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Walt Fair, Jr. wrote: So you had finally turned the beer into piss??
That's a given. But I meant work around the house and a couple of projects.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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No, I haven't seen yoursI was going to go to the Johnson Space Center right down the road and ask if I could see where they filmed the fake moon landing, but they stopped me at the gate! No drinks, though.
I belong the the Amateur radio club there. Most of the members work at the space center.
When there are discussions, some inevitably says "You don't have to be a rocket sciuentist." And half the club says "But I am a rocket scientist!"
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Fact: You cannot doubt something that never happened!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Well, I'm willing to drink a Moon Landing[^] and possibly a Lunar Landing[^] but I doubt politicians would be interested.
I am however considering running away from the circus to join a bank.
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OriginalGriff wrote: considering running away from the circus to join a bank
Don't, I did that and discovered a whole new circus, not nearly as funny from the inside.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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That was just one character you described there.
Personally I did work quite hard on a drinking habit when I was in uni, but I failed.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: That was just one character you described there.
That was just an example. Or at least three in one.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Have you had a look at the Soapbox lately, plenty of characters there.
Just not the interesting kind, more like old quarreling women.
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LIZARD PEOPLE ARE RUNNING OUR LIVES FROM THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!
WE'RE LIVED BY THE ILLUMINATI!
WAKE UP SHEEPLE, THE END IS NIGH!!!
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You're a little behind the times:
- The lizard people were exterminated by cat people from Pluto
- The Illuminati's light has gone out
- The end was last night; pity you missed it
Ad astra - both ways!
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Ah well, back to normal then 
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Yes, and Chris has Gotten lazy at grammar policing as well!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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