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I know how you feel but it is Holy day here (Friday) and I have had a few drinks:
Your post is atrocious and you should not have posted it. (Half Joke'/ Half Real).
Yet I could have easy done the same except I would have had about 4 laughing smileys less than you.
No I wouldn't have done it. I couldn't.
It was sort of inevitable anyway though hey.
What I am trying to say is that you are lowering yourself to his standards.
But...
He doesn't have to worry as it is just a flu.
And it will just go away.
Miraculously just disappear.
He can of course inject or insert.
Very Strongly I would suggest.
Really though, I wouldn't wish this on anyone at all.
Not even him.
I keep hearing from friends and friends of friends who have had it ages ago, who are still struggling.
Still in fear of their lives and their jobs.
It can be an a real Elephantine Elephanter.
Wonder what will happen now....
0. More chaos?
1. More Democracy?
2. More Stupidity?
or
3. All of the above.
My guess is Option 3
Maybe he is just lying to get sympathy and it isn't true at all.
This is the enigma that he sets and creates.
We all use to love and respect the United States of America.
Now we are either laughing at them or crying for them, but most of us are doing both of these.
It is a crying shame.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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jsc42 wrote: Many of the links posted by CPers are to sites where the prompt fills the whole screen or the text behind is not scrollable.
Ya, I just skip those. Not worth it.
jsc42 wrote: without a working 'Save Preferences'
If you don't want cookies then Save Preferences can't work, right? 
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I tried Subway once. Never been back.
And as for the Jaffa Cake conundrum "cake or biscuit*?": it's a cake. Legally (in the UK at least) it's a cake because when it goes stale, it gets harder. Biscuits start out hard, and go soft with time.
I don't discriminate: I like cake, I like biscuits, and I like Jaffa cakes!
* For our US readers, that would be "Cake or Cookie?"
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Their veggie sandwich is a lie.
One tiny slice of cheese is all you get and then the regular toppings everyone gets.
And if court has anything to say about it, it probably isn't cheese either.
Still, the toppings are okay so it's not that bad either... At least better than Burger King, KFC or McDonald's.
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The next case to be tried in Ireland should be under the Consumer Protection Act (2007). The question to be answered is whether "fast food" should be classified as "food".
It certainly isn't fit for human consumption...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Or (in the UK) particularly "fast".
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Styrofoam is made of polystyrene, but with such a high amount of sugar it's more probably PLA.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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+15 for chemistry-accurate joke!
TTFN - Kent
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... The panic buyers hit my local supermarket yesterday, and pretty much emptied the TP shelves.
When I walked past the aisle all that it held was one double roll pack and a battery powered Wet & Dry Vacuum cleaner.
I'm not sure if this was a "suggested substitute" or somebody just changed their mind ... 
And yes, when I went in today the shelves were all fully stocked.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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OriginalGriff wrote: And yes, when I went in today the shelves were all fully stocked.
Wow - brilliant marketing strategy !
Empty the shelves, create that fear "deep in the pit of the stomach" and watch the hoarders pay top dollar for whatever you've got. Social engineering at it's best!
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: Social engineering at it's best!
.... and idiotic lemmings at their worst! Back to your earlier post: Quote: A Further Decline In Civilization
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If you've seen the movie "Forest Gump" then you've heard the expression "Stupid is as stupid does"
Or P.T. Barnum "There's a sucker born every minute"
Or, my personal take on it: "There's no cure for stupid".
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My take on it is more along the lines of: Death is the only cure for stupid. Particularly the variety that usually starts of with "Hold my beer" or "Hey, y'all, watch this!"
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I tried not to disrespect the south - but the reality is, with Alabama, Louisianan, and Mississippi, it's really too late for that.
Into every country some Quebec must fall . . .
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With the panic buying starting again, I ran out of TP, so I've started using old newspapers. The Times are rough.
(Blame W∴ Balboos, GHB - he started it! @Balboos )
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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You mean you're removing crap with crap?
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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He said The Times, not The Sun 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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The only difference between them these days is that The Times doesn't have a page 3 girl. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: The Times doesn't have a page 3 gir
So - which sells more papers? More to the point, which would you buy?
One could easily imagine that there's more reason form some guys to take the Sun to the bathroom than the Times!
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If I had to choose between The Times and The Sun, I'd choose The Times. Their crossword puzzle is better.
Of course, I'm in the minority...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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The Daily Mirror is used by people who think they run the country; The Guardian is used by people who think they ought to run the country; The Times is used by the people who actually do run the country; the Daily Mail is used by the wives of the people who run the country; the Financial Times is used by people who own the country; the Morning Star is used by people who think the country ought to be run by another country, and the Daily Telegraph is used by people who think it is.
(with apologies the the Rt. Hon. Jim Hacker - Yes, Prime Minister)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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"Rolling" on the floor, laughing!
Reflects one of your more Charmin' personality traits.
(also, big run on wiper blades is expected).
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