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General"signal density" ... a dream Pin
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published under CPOPL (CodeProject Open Poetic License) © copyright, 2021, assigned to CodeProject

A total dissolving of all sensation; a fade-to-a-black that swallowed all light, all sound ... my body melting away; skin, flesh, bones, blood, becoming a slurry, a whirlpool of jet-nothingness spiraling as it swirled down an invisible center.

Then ... I am in a cave on a mountainside; fierce winds make the cave howl as they pass over crevices; the howls echo in the depths of the cave. In rare moments, when the howls die down, I imagine I hear sounds of waves breaking on distant rocks.

The walls of the cave are covered in ochre handprints ... big meaty hands mixed with smaller, more delicate ones, mixed with tiny hands.

I become aware that I sit in front of a large device that reminds me of the mainframe computer in some movie I can't remember.

I mutter to myself: "no movies here," and, start laughing. My laughter is amplified as it echoes in the cave, overpowers the howling, becomes so loud the walls of the cave begin to shake.

The front of the device is now ablaze with swarms of pinpoints of light in different colors; I stare at them, entranced.

As my tsunami of sound fades, a deeper, more guttural, laughter replaces it.

There is a big hand on my shoulder: I turn around, surprised at my lack of surprise, of fear, at my sense that everything here is ... ordinary.

I turn, and look at the man connected to the hand; he is swarthy, hairy, beetle-browed, a powerful jaw in which very large teeth are exposed by his smile.

"Hello," I say, as if I just saw an old friend in line at Starbucks.

"Hello," he says, continuing his toothsome smile.

My voice ... before I can tell it what to say ... says:

"Can you tell me where ... what ... this is ?"

He replies:

"You're on the island you call Gibraltar, 42,000 years in your past ... at just the time your kind, and climate, killed the last of us."

"Are you going to kill me ?" I blurted out, surprised how matter of fact my tone was. Then, I noticed the club dangling from a strap around his waist ... a wicked looking scalloped-edged blade hafted into its end.

He laughed: "this (pointing at the blade) ... is the ultimate Mousterian blade; took us a few millennia to get that right ... that flint came from Spain ... it's worth at least three wives.

No, no point in killing you: there's enough of who we are in all those babies your kind, and mine, made ... to ensure our survival.

... And, you have a job to do."

"What job ?" I asked ... aware, now, that the shadow of some kind of scene-change was creeping up on me, of a stage backdrop being slowly lowered, of blacked-out stage hands sneaking on to the half-lit set to change the props.

The device ... no lights now ... I remembered what it was !

I was here to sample the signal density of the environment, and the device was a quantum scanner that analyzed every frequency.

I put my hands on the front of the device; they knew what to do.

As the swarm of lights became pulsing mandalas, then runes from forgotten magical grimoires, then cuneiform slashes, then pictographs, then icons, then words from every modern language, then alternating angry, sad, happy, emoticons ...

I dissolved, again.

The alarm clock was chiming, and beginning to play my morning concert of baroque music. The little apartment was shaking slightly as the trucks rumbled past.

My wrist-watch showed I had slept fitfully, with a few bursts of rapid heartbeat co-incident with REM sleep cycles.

The half-deaf neighbor had, as usual, turned up the morning news again so loud I could hear it.

Through the walls I heard vague, distorted, morsels of the usual CNN apocalyptic litany of ... climate change, pollution, wildfires, floods ...

I sorted through the usual robo-calls, checked the spam folder for accidental mis-fires.

The words "signal density" came to my mind, accompanied by an image of a scalloped Mousterian blade rotating in space ... a spotlight highlighting the precision geometry of its edges.

"nothing Mousterian 'round here," I mumbled to myself, as I headed to the kitchen to check the IOT connected coffee-maker.

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descriptions of Neanderthal culture are extrapolated from current academic research, as well as transformed by imagination. debate on the presence, and extent, of Neanderthal trading networks, is an active topic based on new archaeological evidence, with hypotheses about homo sapiens vs. Neanderthal participation.

I know of no evidence for any trade goods on the sites in Gibraltar where it is possible the last of the Neanderthals survived.
]

«The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled» Plutarch

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