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Bloody insurance scam mofu retards!
I just got a call from one of the injury claims people, You know the drill "I am hearing someone has had an accident and we can be helping you claim for compensation"
I politely, and I was polite, told the guy that I wasn't interest and I don't want them to call. His response?
"Fúck you mate!"
Sorry? I am not your mate and there is no way on earth I want carnal knowledge with you. I hope the guy gets shat on by an elephant. And shafted.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I hope the guy gets shat on by an elephant.
I know elephant is a code word on this forum.
You've managed to confuse me.
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Firetruck. He means Firetruck.
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My dad had one the other week and said "Sounds like bollocks to me" before hanging up.
The bloke rang back and said "I can assure you it is not bollocks".
To which my dad replied "Yes it is" and hung up again.
I avoid these things by refusing to answer the phone.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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That is my response when someone says, F.U., it really makes them think about what they just said and negatively reinforces continued usage. I also ring a bell.
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I usually respond with something along the lines of "do you think there's time?".
And when told to go F yourself I usually respond with "I would, but the only time it's long enough it's not bendy enough".
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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LOL!
(Hmmm.. where'd the darned 5 vote button go?????  )
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I have all day long something similar. Because i am so "precios" client of my mobile service provider they call me all day long on my cell to offer me new plan . My response ? I don't pick up the phone 
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I keep an air horn by the phone.
They don't generally ring back once I get a human on the other end...
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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