Just found a Mr M Martin of Sydney, Australia on LinkedIn, I think I'll try and connect...
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
It's 12 years since I've seen this and it has only been slightly modified in all of that time.
Of course, real programmers write in FORTRAN IV:
C HELLO, WORLD! PROGRAMME IN FORTRAN IV
C DECLARE TEXT
DATA HELLOW / 4HHELL, 4HO, W, 4HORLD, 4H! /
C OUTPUT TEXT
WRITE (6, 10) (HELLOW(I), I = 1, 4)
10 FORMAT (1H , 4(A4))